Joke Eighteen: Stupid TV

[Someone has seen her friends on the tv and is currently yelling at them/]

Red! What are you doing there! Red!

[Runs to the knocked over phone and picks it up]

Anyone know how to get to this Westport place? My pal Ivy's there and I really need to see her again.

[She remembers something else too]

Oh and Cranes there too.

.....he was smiling. He must be plannin' somethin' big!