Joke Thirty: A gift for a friend

[crazy_clownwoman]

 [A. Early Monday Morning: Action for istheatmosphere : Oh guess what! You're waking up now, on the ground in the middle of the park! Harley's in her clown costume and poking your shoulder. Man knocking people out and dragging their unconscious forms to a park is hard work.]

Hey, hey singing lady! 

[B. Action for poisonivyforyou : Red, Red! Somehow Harley managed to get you to wear a blindfold and is now dragging you towards a strange location. What are you getting yourself into?]

Come on Red!

[C. OPEN: Remember the park? How bland and boring it was? Well with the help of a magical singing lady, the park is now OVERGROWN with plants, everywhere. Harley is standing there in her clown costume looking pleased. Ivy may be around somewhere. Come up and ask where the jungle came from?]

[ooc: The park will be returned to normal by Tuesday of course.]

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[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

[Except Red is still angry about the whole Spring Cleaning fiasco, so she'll be rather reluctant about this]

It better be worth the hassle, Harley.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

It is! I promise!

[Dragging you down the street.]

You're gonna love it Red!

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

[They're lucky Harley is the impatient one, Ivy just follows along. She guesses she'll have time to run the hell out if this backfires.

And she's 75% sure it will indeed backfire.]

C

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[Slugger has apparently wandered into a Brazilian rain forest. Except he's never seen a Brazilian rain forest so he doesn't really know for sure. He can't even see Harley through all the greenery and it's likely she won't see him at first, either. However, she may definitely hear the rustling sounds coming from beneath tall groves of ferns and elephant ears.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Such faith in your friend Ivy. Anyway, after a while, they'll finally get there.]

We're here! Okay now you can take the blindfold off!

[So happy! Take it off, take it off!

And of course when she does, Ivy will see that the park is COMPLETELY overgrown, with plants everywhere! So much green.]

So....what'ya think?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Oh neat rustling!]

That you Red?

C

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

[Slowly navigating the park, seeming somewhat in a daze Elizabeth moves with an expression on her face that Harl's boss would definitely find a challenge]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Hi!

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

[Liz peers at Harley, she's in her clown getup]

"J.... J.... Joker?"

[nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com]

[Ngl Barton kinda likes it like this. It's a nice change.

When she stumbles across Harley while navigating through, he blinks at her a moment. A... clown?]

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

[She loves her really]

If this is some half-assed prank I swear...

[And the blindfold goes off.

And there's.

Plants, plants everywhere.

So much grean and it's practically a jungle and oh my God.]

... You... you did this?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Huh?

You know Mr. J?

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[It stops abruptly.]

...

[A giant leaf is pushed aside like a curtain revealing the shadowy face of a familiar boy. Edward's "son" to be exact. A grin plays across his face as he spots Harley in costume. He's seen her in it once before but it still amuses him.]

Red, who?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[A waving clown.]

Hi!

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

"But I was told not to invoke the Joker... I was told that it would be bad... Did I truly go mad? Has chaos trumped despair?"

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yup!

[Oh so proud.]

I kidnapped that singing lady you told me about! And she made all the plants grow really really fast!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh jeeze. I thought you were my pal Ivy.

[But she smiles and waves.]

Hey there kiddo! How's Eddie been lately?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Um....I don't know what you're talkin about?

And Mr. J isn't here.

[nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com]

Hey.

[Yeah, okay, a clown. That's Mayfield for you.]

Any idea what happened to the park? Or is Mayfield's next game, I dunno, man-eating jungles or something.

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

"Mr. J.... Hrm... Where I come from... Joker was once the king of glee, wishes, murder and mayhem. A figure who came to grant wishes and kill with a smile, simply because it was the Joker."

"You... You are not Joker then?"

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's safe...well I think it is anyway!

My friend loves plants and she was really sad so I got that singy plant lady to make everything grow!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart walks into the park expecting the usual trees and grass and crap, only to find an absolute overgrowth of plants of all sorts. And all he wanted was to find the pond, or lake, or whatever body of water was available.

But instead finds a clown lady in center.]

Well helloooo Bozo.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh, no! I'm Harley Quinn! I just work for him.

And we're both from Gotham City.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Huh? That's not my name.

[nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com]

Singy plant lady? [She mulls this over a moment. Actually, where she's from, this could happen.] Huh. Neat power.

So that means tomorrow it'll be gone, huh?