Joke Thirty Three: Totally the best plan

[crazy_clownwoman]

Ugh, well I don’t think I’m ever drinking milk again after that. Man this place sucks. 

[Action: Harley has the best plan ever. It cannot fail.

A. Does Harley know you? AT ALL? Any form of contact from a hello to long conversations to a, why the hell are you dressed like a clown? She is knocking on your door. ESPECIALLY YOU EDWARD! Though not dressed like a clown this time. Feel free to have no cr with her and answer the door. She get's lost a lot still. 

B. At her house, looking through some papers for something.

C . Red! Harley is hanging out with you. Which is not odd itself. But she’s been looking at you a lot lately.


ooc: I appologize in advance for this spacing and the font.]

Comments

[heart-x-strings.livejournal.com]

[EEEEEK. Time to go the science route!]

Uhm, well..there's typically an increase in heart-rate, and a release of hormones, adrenaline, and pheromones...

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

.....what's that like?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Really? 'Cause I tried that last time and I got pushed out a window.

....also I don't think it really worked.

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

...right. [That doesn't stop him from holding the papers up high and using the light from the sun to try and detect any further signs of forgery.]

[heart-x-strings.livejournal.com]

Uhm...well, your heart...beats faster, and um...you find yourself constantly thinking about the person, getting butterflies in your stomach...kind of obsessive, almost mad in a way...[She gulps.]...stammering speech, sweating, blushing....

[Oh God, she is so nervous now.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh....

[Thinking over this information.]

[heart-x-strings.livejournal.com]

W-was that not what you intended to hear, Harley-san...?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[There is none. They are 100% legit.]

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

Sure? What's the matter?

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

"Hrm... Have you tried binding him with your charms and powers? I am, not familiar with the human way of romance... Something inside simply says to conquer and take what you want, yet, I know that not to be right."

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

No. I'm just tryn' ta figure it all out.

It made sense last time. ...but then I kind of went insane last time too so I don't know.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[A little nervous, but totally innocent.]

Do you like me?

in which I learn more while playing Kotomi than I ever have in classes orz

[heart-x-strings.livejournal.com]

That's not terribly surprising. For love to make one "insane" if you will. The hormones released into the brain during "love" are identical to the ones found in excess in the brains of those with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

....well I think I gave up on him anyway.

I'm kinda tired of bein' thrown around.

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

"Perhaps that is for the best then, let your soul intertwine with a soul that is in harmony with it."

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Really?

Wonder why they never mentioned that in class.

Well I ended up a criminal out of it. So that was fun.

[Only not.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

.....huh?

How can you tell that?

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

"Is there one, who no matter the faults or differences always is there for you when things are at the worst and who encourages you to be your best?"

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

...so, you're sane, then. I suppose congratulations are in order?

A

[shoulda-toined.livejournal.com]

(Technically Bugs doesn't have a door--it's more of a rabbit hole, but he'll rise up out of it anyway.)

You rang, toots?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Y-yeah...that's Red.

How'd you know?

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

"That is how the one my soul is connected to is to me."

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[Puts it back in her bag.]

Besides, I already said I was going' ta stop helpin' Mr. J and all the stuff. Now I've got proof!

[Even if it is...outdated.]

So......did you take my advice yet?

[That advice being ask Ema on a date or I will get Crane and Jervis to help me set something up myself.]

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

Give it more time. This hasn't exactly been the best week for me. [What with the milk and everything.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Hi!

[She's from Gotham, that is not strange.]

Can I ask you a few questions for a survey?

[She has a clipboard and everything. That makes it legit.]