Joke Thirty Three: Totally the best plan

[crazy_clownwoman]

Ugh, well I don’t think I’m ever drinking milk again after that. Man this place sucks. 

[Action: Harley has the best plan ever. It cannot fail.

A. Does Harley know you? AT ALL? Any form of contact from a hello to long conversations to a, why the hell are you dressed like a clown? She is knocking on your door. ESPECIALLY YOU EDWARD! Though not dressed like a clown this time. Feel free to have no cr with her and answer the door. She get's lost a lot still. 

B. At her house, looking through some papers for something.

C . Red! Harley is hanging out with you. Which is not odd itself. But she’s been looking at you a lot lately.


ooc: I appologize in advance for this spacing and the font.]

Comments

[ooeeooahah]

Just talking about my experience. I was able to stay friends with my boyfriend in high school after we figured out we weren't meant to be. [ Then she grins, ] I catered the fifth anniversary reception for him and his husband.

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

[Olivier can't help but wonder what she just got herself into, this could possibly turn out quite poorly if Harley took her suggestion and Ivy didn't like it.]

Growing up, there was always an abundance of flowers around the house. We had quite the garden.

[She doesn't know if she should mention how wonderful flowers are for sending messages.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah...

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah. But do you like plants? Ivy doesn't like people too much and if you hurt her plants she'll hate you too.

And you really don't want that.

[notlikethemovie.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess the only way to tell is if you ask, since the best romantic partners are someone you'd consider your best friend, if that makes any sense.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh....

Okay. So it might.

Eh, this is too complicated.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I guess so.

That's what most people have been sayin'.

[She sighs.]

Guess I'll just have to ask her then.

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

[She really hates admitting this, but, this one time, she will, because it seems the subject won't be dropped. It helps that she doesn't specifically have to say flowers/]

Yes, I like plants.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Good. Then you should be fine.

[notlikethemovie.livejournal.com]

[She smiles, her tail wagging as she tries to be encouraging.]

Good luck, Harley! If nothing else, she'll still be your best friend, so try not to worry about it too much.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[ooeeooahah]

It's life, hon - it's complicated most of the time. The idea is to make the most of every day you're breathing.

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

[She doesn't see how her opinion of plants would help her well being, but shrugs it off.]

So, what do you do here, aside from conducting surveys?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I work in the toy store. I used to be a hairdresser for a year but I guess they got bored with that or somethin'.

Oh and I'm also a psychiatrist! So I talk to people if the need help. That's what I was back home.

[Before she went insane but details, details.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Uh...

I didn't think there was a difference.

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

[Olivier imagined the way Harley bounced around, she fit in the toy store just well. She suddenly realizes the toy store might be useful.]

Does the toy store have any life-size dolls?

[putmeinstitches.livejournal.com]

[He thinks.

On the one hand, having her around unsettles him. Loki can't do anything to hurt her, and were she to choose to kill him again, Loki would be helpless.

....but on the other, the survey she's giving out is a chance to tell outrageous lies, and when presented with an opportunity like that...like a kid with a cookie jar, he can't resist it.]

Okay. I'll do it. What was it you asked, again...? How to tell if someone likes you, am I right? Well, the first thing to look for is sighs. Dreamy ones. They'll be obvious, don't worry. They sound sort of like this.

[And he does an incredible imitation of a crushing schoolgirl's swoon.]

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

[ Booooooring. ]

Is my not-mom seriously having love complications? [ He thinks it's funny. ]

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

[Yes, Harls, you do have opinions. And you're allowed to share them.]

People are stupid. You shouldn't have asked them... before getting all worked up about if I liked you or not, you should have focused on if you like me.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Of course I do.

[Did she miss the point again? Maybe.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Just wait until she get's back.]

No!....I mean maybe...possibly.


.....maybe.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She laughs at that, but writes it down anyway.]

You must hang around some pretty starnge people.

[Says the clown that acts exactly like that on a regular basis.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Um, sorry just small ones. I think the clothing stores might have some mannequins though.

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

[She'd never thought of mannequins. And now that she's thinking about the clothing store, she's thinking about ditching the provided dresses.]

A mannequin or two will do just fine. Thank you.

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

Is that your final answer?