Joke Thirty Three: Totally the best plan

[crazy_clownwoman]

Ugh, well I don’t think I’m ever drinking milk again after that. Man this place sucks. 

[Action: Harley has the best plan ever. It cannot fail.

A. Does Harley know you? AT ALL? Any form of contact from a hello to long conversations to a, why the hell are you dressed like a clown? She is knocking on your door. ESPECIALLY YOU EDWARD! Though not dressed like a clown this time. Feel free to have no cr with her and answer the door. She get's lost a lot still. 

B. At her house, looking through some papers for something.

C . Red! Harley is hanging out with you. Which is not odd itself. But she’s been looking at you a lot lately.


ooc: I appologize in advance for this spacing and the font.]

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A.

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

[Opening the door.]

Harley?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Enjoy having papers shoved in your face Edward.]

Look what I got from home!

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

[He squirms back, gathering them together for a better look.]

What's this about?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

My papers! See. Look!

I got them when they let me out of Arkham!

[Yup. It's certified proof that she's sane.]

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

"Sane."

[He glances up at Harley, then down at the paper. Then back up at her.]

...I didn't think you were one for forgeries.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Rolls her eyes and gives him a whack on the head.]

It's not a forgery dopey. It's my actual papers.

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

...right. [That doesn't stop him from holding the papers up high and using the light from the sun to try and detect any further signs of forgery.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[There is none. They are 100% legit.]

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

...so, you're sane, then. I suppose congratulations are in order?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[Puts it back in her bag.]

Besides, I already said I was going' ta stop helpin' Mr. J and all the stuff. Now I've got proof!

[Even if it is...outdated.]

So......did you take my advice yet?

[That advice being ask Ema on a date or I will get Crane and Jervis to help me set something up myself.]

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

Give it more time. This hasn't exactly been the best week for me. [What with the milk and everything.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Fine. But only because of the milk stuff.

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

Incidentally, how did you fare last week?

[He steps back from the door, allowing her space to enter.]

Would you like to come in? [Might as well, given the fact that they might talk for a bit.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Sure!

[Comes inside.]

Eh, it wasn't too bad. I had to drink a lot of it. But I managed to get lucky ...somewhat.

Wait, does being horribly sick sound better then dying?

Actually I think I got both. Better then razors though.

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

Glad to see you're still in one piece.

It took my house a bit of time to realize what would happen if you didn't drink the milk. I was... droned on the first day. And...

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Ohh.....

You didn't try an' kill your wife again did you?

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

...no. Well, yes. Thankfully, I wasn't able to kill anyone in my house. But I... may have killed Batman.

1/2

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh well that's goo-

2/2

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

....YOU DID WHAT?

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

Don't ask me how. One second, I'm on my way to meet with him to discuss our new Chief of Police. Before I know it, it's morning, I'm tied up in my basement, and my suit and cane soaked with blood.

Question: What do you think could have happened?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Um......



Oh my god you killed Batman!

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

I know. I'm surprised he hasn't come here already to throttle me.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

But it wasn't your fault!

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

You think that's going to stop him?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

....But....that's just mean.