Joke Thirty Three: Totally the best plan

[crazy_clownwoman]

Ugh, well I don’t think I’m ever drinking milk again after that. Man this place sucks. 

[Action: Harley has the best plan ever. It cannot fail.

A. Does Harley know you? AT ALL? Any form of contact from a hello to long conversations to a, why the hell are you dressed like a clown? She is knocking on your door. ESPECIALLY YOU EDWARD! Though not dressed like a clown this time. Feel free to have no cr with her and answer the door. She get's lost a lot still. 

B. At her house, looking through some papers for something.

C . Red! Harley is hanging out with you. Which is not odd itself. But she’s been looking at you a lot lately.


ooc: I appologize in advance for this spacing and the font.]

Comments

Congratulations, you've really thrown her for a loop!

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

[Olivier's mouth works open and closed in silence for a moment as she tries to think of an answer.]

Does she like women?

[That is the only thing she can think to say at the moment, barring asking if it's a human.]

Her job here is done

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

She likes plants.

But I'm her best friend. So she likes me too.

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

[Olivier just sighs at the answer she got, it didn't help her at all.]

We're not talking about some sort of sentient tree are we?

[She hasn't seen any yet, but that doesn't mean they don't exist here.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Huh? Ivy's not a tree.

Now she thinks it's sentient ivy

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

Ivy?

[Mayfield just broke Olivier's brain. What could they possibly want with sentient ivy? Unless it was poisonous? And did ivy even have a gender?]

Maybe you should keep your distance, it might be poisonous.

this conversation can only go downhill

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah! My friend Red!

Nah, she gave me a shot a while ago. So now she can't hurt me!

Quite quickly, too.

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

[A shot to protect against poison? She made a note to look into that during her stay in Mayfield. She has no idea how ivy would show it's interest, except for maybe...]

Well, does it climb up you?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Huh?

....what are you talking about?

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

The ivy? Ivy has a tendency to climb things it likes. You know, up the side of a house, or tree.

[She sighs.]

Maybe you should just ask it, uh, her.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

.......She's not a plant. She just likes them. That's why we call her Ivy.

Her real name's Pamela.

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

[Olivier wants to bash her head against the wall right now. This entire conversation could have been a lot easier if she'd known this.]

Maybe you should just ask her, and no beating around the bush [she smirks at the pun] about it. Or, if she's the kind of a woman who is too shy to answer the question, give her a kiss. That should give you some sort of answer.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh good idea!

[Writing both of those down.]

Okay. Next question.

Have you been stuck here long then two years?

New mun for this character

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

[Olivier represses a shudder at the thought of being here that long.]

I've only been here a few days. Although, I've been told that I've been here before, but I can't remember any of it.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

That's a no then. Doesn't count if you can't remember it.

[Writes that down.]

Oh, you're new here then! Welcome to Mayfield! I've been here for over two years now so if you need any questions answered I'd be glad to help!

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

[Olivier just stares. How can she be so cheerful after being stuck in this place for over two years?]

I'll keep that in mind.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Alright!

[The natural state of insanity.]

Oh do you have a job yet?

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

I'll be tak[she coughs to cover her near-slip-up], uh, working in the flower shop.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh that's great! Ivy works there!....

[There is a sudden pause but the blondes smile stays put]

Do you like plants?

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

[Olivier can't help but wonder what she just got herself into, this could possibly turn out quite poorly if Harley took her suggestion and Ivy didn't like it.]

Growing up, there was always an abundance of flowers around the house. We had quite the garden.

[She doesn't know if she should mention how wonderful flowers are for sending messages.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah. But do you like plants? Ivy doesn't like people too much and if you hurt her plants she'll hate you too.

And you really don't want that.

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

[She really hates admitting this, but, this one time, she will, because it seems the subject won't be dropped. It helps that she doesn't specifically have to say flowers/]

Yes, I like plants.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Good. Then you should be fine.

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

[She doesn't see how her opinion of plants would help her well being, but shrugs it off.]

So, what do you do here, aside from conducting surveys?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I work in the toy store. I used to be a hairdresser for a year but I guess they got bored with that or somethin'.

Oh and I'm also a psychiatrist! So I talk to people if the need help. That's what I was back home.

[Before she went insane but details, details.]

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

[Olivier imagined the way Harley bounced around, she fit in the toy store just well. She suddenly realizes the toy store might be useful.]

Does the toy store have any life-size dolls?