Joke Thirty Three: Totally the best plan

[crazy_clownwoman]

Ugh, well I don’t think I’m ever drinking milk again after that. Man this place sucks. 

[Action: Harley has the best plan ever. It cannot fail.

A. Does Harley know you? AT ALL? Any form of contact from a hello to long conversations to a, why the hell are you dressed like a clown? She is knocking on your door. ESPECIALLY YOU EDWARD! Though not dressed like a clown this time. Feel free to have no cr with her and answer the door. She get's lost a lot still. 

B. At her house, looking through some papers for something.

C . Red! Harley is hanging out with you. Which is not odd itself. But she’s been looking at you a lot lately.


ooc: I appologize in advance for this spacing and the font.]

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[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

That's a no then. Doesn't count if you can't remember it.

[Writes that down.]

Oh, you're new here then! Welcome to Mayfield! I've been here for over two years now so if you need any questions answered I'd be glad to help!

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

[Olivier just stares. How can she be so cheerful after being stuck in this place for over two years?]

I'll keep that in mind.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Alright!

[The natural state of insanity.]

Oh do you have a job yet?

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

I'll be tak[she coughs to cover her near-slip-up], uh, working in the flower shop.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh that's great! Ivy works there!....

[There is a sudden pause but the blondes smile stays put]

Do you like plants?

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

[Olivier can't help but wonder what she just got herself into, this could possibly turn out quite poorly if Harley took her suggestion and Ivy didn't like it.]

Growing up, there was always an abundance of flowers around the house. We had quite the garden.

[She doesn't know if she should mention how wonderful flowers are for sending messages.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah. But do you like plants? Ivy doesn't like people too much and if you hurt her plants she'll hate you too.

And you really don't want that.

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

[She really hates admitting this, but, this one time, she will, because it seems the subject won't be dropped. It helps that she doesn't specifically have to say flowers/]

Yes, I like plants.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Good. Then you should be fine.

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

[She doesn't see how her opinion of plants would help her well being, but shrugs it off.]

So, what do you do here, aside from conducting surveys?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I work in the toy store. I used to be a hairdresser for a year but I guess they got bored with that or somethin'.

Oh and I'm also a psychiatrist! So I talk to people if the need help. That's what I was back home.

[Before she went insane but details, details.]

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

[Olivier imagined the way Harley bounced around, she fit in the toy store just well. She suddenly realizes the toy store might be useful.]

Does the toy store have any life-size dolls?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Um, sorry just small ones. I think the clothing stores might have some mannequins though.

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

[She'd never thought of mannequins. And now that she's thinking about the clothing store, she's thinking about ditching the provided dresses.]

A mannequin or two will do just fine. Thank you.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

No problem! Thanks for answerin' my questions!

Good luck with Mayfield!

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

[She hoped luck was on her side in this town.]

Thanks.