Joke Eleven: In Need of Human Conversation

[crazy_clownwoman]

UGH! I've had it up to here with the stupid drones at this place! Especially their lame-o conversational skills!! Can't they talk about anything normally!?

[There is a thoughly exasperated huff. Before Harley calms down]

Anyone up for some Christmas shopping? Or decorating or something? I'm bored out my wits an' if I don't hear people talkin' in something other then dronize I'm gonna lose it for sure.

[Harley been taking some extra shifts at work and is now starved for some actuall conversations. Hairstyling=worst job ever]

Comments

[ringaroundrose.livejournal.com]

Did you day shopping? If there are some decent shops around here, this place not be so bad~!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, shoping, anything ta' get me out of the house!

It's not the best place for shopping. The 50's fashin?...ugh But it's fun to make fun of the dumb stuff they have!

[ringaroundrose.livejournal.com]

Ew, more of these tacky clothes? Someone needs to introduce these weirdos to finer fashion... But it's something to do!

bffs in the making y/y?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I know! I can't believe people dress like this normally!

Awesome! So, I'm Harley! What's your name?

that would be scary. so y.

[ringaroundrose.livejournal.com]

My name's Amy Rose... I just got here, so guess I don't get how everything works here just yet.

two obsessive fangirls with giant mallets? ...sounds like a good combination

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Well if ya' need any information, feel free ta' ask. I've been here for almost five months now.

[rusted-chains.livejournal.com]

What the heck is this "Christmas" thing, anyway?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

It's this holiday an' people give each other presents, an' decorate tree's and their houses.

It's lots of fun!

[rusted-chains.livejournal.com]

Sounds like nothing but a waste of time to me.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Please, Christmas is the best!

[rusted-chains.livejournal.com]

Sure, if you want to play into this city's stupid game. Some of us have better things to do with our time.

[frivilocity.livejournal.com]

What're you looking to shop for?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Anything. I just want someone ta' shop with.

Have some decent conversations for once.

[frivilocity.livejournal.com]

If you're not one to raise brows at what I'm buying, then I'm all for some company!

I need to buy my dear Chane some nice things...

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

ooo... Whatcha' buyin?

[frivilocity.livejournal.com]

Just a few throwing knives, here and there.

Oh and some chocolates--women like those, right?

[strongestofice.livejournal.com]

At least they make good food?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the food ain't bad. But they can't hold a decent conversation for anything.

[strongestofice.livejournal.com]

Well, that's what friends are for. Then you can just ignore the drones, and talk to them instead.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well it's not so easy when you have to work with a bunch of them.

[silvestris-mage.livejournal.com]

If you can explain how to Christmas shop, then I'd help you.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Really?! [Hello new favorite person]

It's just like regular shopping but you get stuff for Christmas. Like decorations or presents for people!

[silvestris-mage.livejournal.com]

Sure, I don't see why not.

Oh. Well, I suppose I should get some things for people, even if the idea of Christmas is a bit foggy to me.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yes!

That's the spirit! Christmas gifts are the best. I can help you look for stuff too!

[silvestris-mage.livejournal.com]

Where would you like to meet, then?

I haven't got a clue what to purchase.