Joke Eleven: In Need of Human Conversation

[crazy_clownwoman]

UGH! I've had it up to here with the stupid drones at this place! Especially their lame-o conversational skills!! Can't they talk about anything normally!?

[There is a thoughly exasperated huff. Before Harley calms down]

Anyone up for some Christmas shopping? Or decorating or something? I'm bored out my wits an' if I don't hear people talkin' in something other then dronize I'm gonna lose it for sure.

[Harley been taking some extra shifts at work and is now starved for some actuall conversations. Hairstyling=worst job ever]

Comments

[ringaroundrose.livejournal.com]

Ew, more of these tacky clothes? Someone needs to introduce these weirdos to finer fashion... But it's something to do!

bffs in the making y/y?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I know! I can't believe people dress like this normally!

Awesome! So, I'm Harley! What's your name?

that would be scary. so y.

[ringaroundrose.livejournal.com]

My name's Amy Rose... I just got here, so guess I don't get how everything works here just yet.

two obsessive fangirls with giant mallets? ...sounds like a good combination

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Well if ya' need any information, feel free ta' ask. I've been here for almost five months now.

[ringaroundrose.livejournal.com]

Five months?! No way, you poor dear!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's been a while.

But at least I've got some of my old stuff back.

[ringaroundrose.livejournal.com]

You did? How?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

It's really weird. After something strange happens you usually get something sent to you from home.

[ringaroundrose.livejournal.com]

Really? That's great, maybe I can get my hammer back!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

You've got a hammer too? I just got mine back!

[Her's looks like this (http://www.illmosis.net/artwork/harleyquinn_mallet_color_600p.jpg)]

[ringaroundrose.livejournal.com]

A-hu! Mine's called a Piko Piko Hammer, and it's super cute, but I can still knock down anyone in my way! And when I do get it back, I'm going to start with the mean guys in this house.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Mean guys?

[ringaroundrose.livejournal.com]

Yeah! They're calling me a pet!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[That's disturbing on so many levels and she still thinks you're a human at this point]

What? Really!? That's just wrong!

Why the heck would they think that?!

[ringaroundrose.livejournal.com]

I have no idea! The people here are all either drones or mean! Ooooh... they're going to get it when m darling Sonic comes to rescue me from this place!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

There's some alright people here too.

Wait, who's Sonic?

[ringaroundrose.livejournal.com]

My boyfriend, a world-renowned hero! He's saved me more times than I can count, and I know he'll do it again!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[hero....oh great. Just what the town needs/sarcasm. Tone still perky]

Yeah, I bet.