Joke Eleven: In Need of Human Conversation

[crazy_clownwoman]

UGH! I've had it up to here with the stupid drones at this place! Especially their lame-o conversational skills!! Can't they talk about anything normally!?

[There is a thoughly exasperated huff. Before Harley calms down]

Anyone up for some Christmas shopping? Or decorating or something? I'm bored out my wits an' if I don't hear people talkin' in something other then dronize I'm gonna lose it for sure.

[Harley been taking some extra shifts at work and is now starved for some actuall conversations. Hairstyling=worst job ever]

Comments

[rusted-chains.livejournal.com]

What the heck is this "Christmas" thing, anyway?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

It's this holiday an' people give each other presents, an' decorate tree's and their houses.

It's lots of fun!

[rusted-chains.livejournal.com]

Sounds like nothing but a waste of time to me.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Please, Christmas is the best!

[rusted-chains.livejournal.com]

Sure, if you want to play into this city's stupid game. Some of us have better things to do with our time.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Hey, they don't own Christmas. We celebrated it all the time at home.

Besides, what else is there to do here?

[rusted-chains.livejournal.com]

Work on finding a way out, for one.

[filtered from drones]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[The cheer is suddenly gone from her voice]

Yeah....that would be good.

[She sighes]

If you're tryin' ta find the way out, you might want to check out the Smiths. I know the wife's been known to act....oddly.

[filtered from drones]

[rusted-chains.livejournal.com]

The Smiths? Who are they and where can I find them?

[filtered from drones]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

They're drones but a friend of mine said she saw the wife of them, Jane, actin really odd one day.

She was going ta' do something to find out more I think....but then she got brainwashed.

[filtered from drones]

[rusted-chains.livejournal.com]

That sounds like some useful information.

I'll have to be more careful than her. Thanks for the help.

[filtered from drones]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Not a problem. I'm just as eager ta geet back home as anyone.