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Harley Quinn ([personal profile] crazy_clownwoman) wrote2010-02-09 09:48 pm

Joke Fourteen: Who gave this lady access to pies?


[DING, DONG. Harley is at your door. It seems that in a rather misguided nice attempet to cheer her up ,Brock has supplied her with a large supply of banana cream pies to hand out to the town.

She's dressed up to the nines with her clown costume and makeup, and going house to house. Drones get a pie in the face, normal people get a conversation and maybe a pie as a gift....or in the face, no promises]

[identity profile] bluecapboy.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh hey, someone's knocking? Luke opens the door.]

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[He will see a woman dressed as a clown, with a pie in her hands]

Hey there kiddo! Do you like pie?

[identity profile] bluecapboy.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh my god, it's a clown. Have a happy Luke.]

Yeah! Did you make it?

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Finally! someone with a proper response to a clown]

I didn't but I got a side job passing them out. Brock made em'.

They're really good!

[identity profile] bluecapboy.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! [He looks at the pie.] They look good! May I try one, miss?

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[...gah, a cute little kid for her to corrupt She likes him already]

Of course! I'm to give em' out for free.

[identity profile] bluecapboy.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, really?! Thanks miss!

[And he looks delighted. Random pie deliveries by clowns are a bit odd to him, but he welcomes it nonetheless.]

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Not a problem! And call me Harley, everyone does!

[Hands him a pie.]

[identity profile] bluecapboy.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[He takes it.]

Okay, miss Harley! I'm Luke.

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Nice ta meet'cha Luke!

[Snaps her fingers]

Hey, do you know a little girl named Flora?

[Guessing that Flora mentioned Lukes name once before.]



[identity profile] bluecapboy.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Of course! She's my friend from back home.

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
I thought so. She was staying at my house a little while ago. She's really sweet!

[identity profile] bluecapboy.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
She was? Are you two friends as well?

She's very kind!

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
She's friends with my fake husband here, Jolt.

Yeah, she seems like a sweetheart. I'm glad I met her.