Joke Fourteen: Who gave this lady access to pies?

[crazy_clownwoman]

[DING, DONG. Harley is at your door. It seems that in a rather misguided nice attempet to cheer her up ,Brock has supplied her with a large supply of banana cream pies to hand out to the town.

She's dressed up to the nines with her clown costume and makeup, and going house to house. Drones get a pie in the face, normal people get a conversation and maybe a pie as a gift....or in the face, no promises]

Comments

Couldn't resist?

[braided_icarus]

[And Ed opens said door, blinking at her. The hell was she wearing? And...what sort of pie was that?]

No, no I couldn't :P

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Ed gets a cheery wave, what, is this strange or something?]

Hello! Would you like a pie?

Ignore the frog, this is my only Sudowudo icon.

[rock-breeder.livejournal.com]

[And here is a child-sized tree rock pokemon pulling a small red wagon stacked with pies following you around and generally following any directions you give it, as instructed by its owner.]

Frog? I see no frog...:P

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She skips down the street, calling out to the pokemon every once and a while.]

Over here tree-guy! I think some drones live in this one!

[She's having a blast. Also, pokemon=her new friend]

[stay-cool-bro.livejournal.com]

[Why is there a clown here? ... Oh well.]

Yo!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Hello!

Do you like pie?

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

...

Is it Halloween already?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Nah, it's only February.

Why?

[Completly oblivious]

[katto-katto.livejournal.com]

Hello!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Hello! Would you like a pie?

[artwithknives.livejournal.com]

[opening the door]

...

[shutting the door]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Knocking on door again]

Hello? Mr. I saw you there! Open up!

[skyruns.livejournal.com]

[He just happens to see her walking.

And he plans on walking away, pretending that he didn't see her while wondering what in the world she's doing.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Sorry fake!son, she saw you. And is calling out and waving madly.]

Hey Jeff! Jeff!

Over here!

[bluecapboy.livejournal.com]

[Oh hey, someone's knocking? Luke opens the door.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[He will see a woman dressed as a clown, with a pie in her hands]

Hey there kiddo! Do you like pie?

[bornwithskison.livejournal.com]

_{[Have a rather bored-looking Norwegian opening the door just a crack to peek outside--and then he closes it again. Someone's being Mr. Antisocial today, aren't they?]}

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Knocking on the door]

Hello? Hello?

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

[Yuuka opens the door...and a look of pure "what in the goddamn hell is this?" washes over her face.]

You have 10 seconds.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Harley holds up the plate]

Pie?

[ignorant.livejournal.com]

[ Opens his door and smiles. Oh look, a visitor! In a clown suit. ]

Good afternoon!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Hello!

Would you like a pie?

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[This? This is as unkempt as Sideswipe will ever be in his Mayfield existence. He appears to have just woken up. Excuse him staring blankly for a few moments.]

...

Harley...?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Glances over to address. Hey it's Sideswipes house they alll look the same okay?]

Hey Sideswipe! Would you like a pie?

[A pie is being shoved under his noise with a smile. Doesn't it look yummy?]

[silvestris-mage.livejournal.com]

[Oh look, the nice lady who helped her Christmas shop is at the door! With pie! After peeking out the window, Daine runs to the door and opens it.]

Hello!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Harley grins when she recognizes her]

Hey Daine! I haven't seen you in forever!

How've ya been?

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

*Opens door*

Oh, if it isn't Harley. How goes the crimes?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Smiles and waves]

Hey there! Haven't really been up ta' anything much.

How bout you? Anything interesting?