crazy_clownwoman | Joke Fourteen: Who gave this lady access to pies?

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Joke Fourteen: Who gave this lady access to pies?

[DING, DONG. Harley is at your door. It seems that in a rather ~~misguided~~ nice attempet to cheer her up ,Brock has supplied her with a large supply of banana cream pies to hand out to the town.

She's dressed up to the nines with her clown costume and makeup, and going house to house. Drones get a pie in the face, normal people get a conversation and maybe a pie as a gift....~~or in the face, no promises~~]

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Free, huh? Well I guess I'll take one then!

Alrighty!

[She grins and holds out a pie]

Here ya' go!

Thanks.

[ He smiles and takes said pie. Mmm looks delicious. ]

Any special occasion?

Nah, some guy had a bunch a' pies an' he hired me to hand them out ta' people.

His names Brock.

Well, that's nice of him!

I'm Takeshi Yamamoto, by the way.

[ He holds his free hand out to be polite. ]

Yup!

[Grabs hand to shake it]

Nice ta' meetcha'. I'm Harley Quinn!

Harley Quinn?

[ Shakes hand with a happy vigor! ]

Nice to meet you too!

[She likes him already]

So, have you been stuck here long?

[ Likewise. ]

Been here for almost a month, so not long.

[nodds]

I've been here for uh...

[looks thoughtfull for a second]

Almost six months now!

Six months? Wow! That's a pretty long time to be here.

Ugh, tell me about it.
I've seen some crazy things here.

I can only imagine! I've only been here for a bit and I've seen some crazy stuff. Probably not as crazy but hey.

Yeah. This place is nuts. Were you here for the riots?

Riots? I don't think so. Wow...

Yeah, a bunch of us were tryn' ta' see how much chaos the town could take.

It was fun! Even though we all ended up brainwashed for it.

Sounds like it. But brainwashed? This place can do that too?

Wait, no one told you about that?

...No. Probably a bad thing, right?

Just a bit..

Brainwashing is what they do when they want ta punish us. If you don't go to your job or school you get brainwashed. And if you cause to much trouble you get brainwashed too.

Oh, okay. Sounds bad! --Though that's a given. Does it happen often?

Not as much as you'd think. I've only been brainwashed twice. Apparently it makes you act like a drone and it's kinda a creepy after you remember that.