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Harley Quinn ([personal profile] crazy_clownwoman) wrote2010-02-09 09:48 pm

Joke Fourteen: Who gave this lady access to pies?


[DING, DONG. Harley is at your door. It seems that in a rather misguided nice attempet to cheer her up ,Brock has supplied her with a large supply of banana cream pies to hand out to the town.

She's dressed up to the nines with her clown costume and makeup, and going house to house. Drones get a pie in the face, normal people get a conversation and maybe a pie as a gift....or in the face, no promises]

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Sorry fake!son, she saw you. And is calling out and waving madly.]

Hey Jeff! Jeff!

Over here!

[identity profile] skyruns.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Rats. [After that small whisper, he turns right back around to see her. And the pies.]

M...Miss Quinn. Why do you have...

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
[She is the mother that will embarrass you forever]

I told you, call me Harley!

Brock's gettin' me to pass out pies to people! Want one?

[identity profile] skyruns.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Already doing a pretty good job, Mom]

...I suppose so. Although I don't know what I'd do with it.

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
You'd eat it silly! Or throw it at someone!

[Said as though it were perfectly logical.]

[identity profile] skyruns.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
...

[He's kind of giving you a glance, as if that's supposed to be a joke. But...] Well... I don't know. They do look pretty good.

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah...joke. We'll go with that.]

They're really good! Brock's a good cook.

[identity profile] skyruns.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'll give it a try then! Er, eating it, not throwing it.

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh fine. Whatever floats your boat.

...if you want one to throw at a drone I won't mind.

[identity profile] skyruns.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
...I have a feeling I know the answer to this question, but... have you been doing that already?

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Just a bit.

They don't mind.