Joke Fourteen: Who gave this lady access to pies?

[crazy_clownwoman]

[DING, DONG. Harley is at your door. It seems that in a rather misguided nice attempet to cheer her up ,Brock has supplied her with a large supply of banana cream pies to hand out to the town.

She's dressed up to the nines with her clown costume and makeup, and going house to house. Drones get a pie in the face, normal people get a conversation and maybe a pie as a gift....or in the face, no promises]

Comments

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Harley grins when she recognizes her]

Hey Daine! I haven't seen you in forever!

How've ya been?

[silvestris-mage.livejournal.com]

I know! Ever since Christmas, I suppose. Mayhaps I should get out and visit more, instead of just taking walks.

I've been well! I got a new sister in the house, so I'm not completely with drones any more. And you?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Well you can come visit whenever ya feel like it. Oh and if you ever need a haircut, I don't charge none droney people for them.

[She shrugs]
Glad ta' hear that.

Nothin' much. We kinda got lucky with all that murder and death and stuff at my house an' nothin' too bad happened. The fake husbands a real do-gooder so we opened the house up to people, offering protection an' all that.

[silvestris-mage.livejournal.com]

Oh really? Maybe I'll take you up on that offer. My hair's looking a fair mess now.

We were just scared that Terry'd get carted away to jail or something, being on that suspect list. I never believed it, though.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Feel free to! It gets really boring down there with only the drone women for company.

Yeah, one of my fake!kids was on the suspect lists. We made sure to keep him in the house.

[silvestris-mage.livejournal.com]

I'm sure. It doesn't seem like it'd be a great place to work, with all the drones around.

I made sure Terry didn't run around like mad. She kind of does that sometimes, it seems.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Ugh, you have no idea how boring those people can be. They're version of small talk is like torture. I would have quiet long ago if I wouldn't get brainwashed for it.

[Also stealing stuff from work. But we don't talk about that]

Oh yeah? Any reason, or is she just nuts?

[silvestris-mage.livejournal.com]

I'm sure. If they're the same as the drone students in school, I'd be bored to death as well. At least now I can read the thoughts of animals again, so I don't have to pay attention to their talk about the newest dresses.

Nah, she's just friendly and has a sense of justice. Like America, but a girl.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Ah, yeah. You're still stuck in school ain't yah. That stinks. I'm at least gett'n paid ta listen to them.

Wait...you read minds?

[silvestris-mage.livejournal.com]

Yeah. School at home was never mandatory, is this is certainly different. I wish I was gettin' paid.

Only the minds of animals. I can't do it on humans.