Joke Fourteen: Who gave this lady access to pies?

[crazy_clownwoman]

[DING, DONG. Harley is at your door. It seems that in a rather misguided nice attempet to cheer her up ,Brock has supplied her with a large supply of banana cream pies to hand out to the town.

She's dressed up to the nines with her clown costume and makeup, and going house to house. Drones get a pie in the face, normal people get a conversation and maybe a pie as a gift....or in the face, no promises]

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[numanstan.livejournal.com]

[ASKLHSGJF what is this. But, Vince basically has the upper arm strength of a nine year old girl, so she drags him along pretty easily.]

What're you doin'?! Are you mad?!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yup! And proud of it! You can ask any of the Arkham staff.

I'm Harley Quinn, and I'm nuts. I work for the Joker and for the last time! Gotham is a real place!

[You're being dragged to her house. She has a scrap book you're going to be forced to see.]

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Alright, alright! D'you have to keep grabbin' my arm like that, though? You're gonna pull it right off!

[Lalala, walking along, AND NOW THEY'RE AT HARLEY'S HOUSE!]

Alright, what's this proof, then?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She's getting her scrapbook out and hands it too him. It's a collection of photo's taken at Arkham and various hideouts as well as newspaper clippings she's saved
There are a few articles, about Harley and Ivy, Harley's release, as well as pictures of other people like the Joker, Ivy, Scarecrow, Mad Hatter and various other villians, both in and out of costume. They don't appear fake. Because they are real.]

See. I got it back a little while ago.

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

[He's just... staring at it, flipping through the scrapbook with a look of utter confusion on his face.]

It... How? I've never heard of it, and I've heard of everything...

[And, then, an idea.] Is it 'cause of the magic?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[It's the coolest scrapbook ever]

...This whole place is messed up.

[Have a deep sigh as she leans against a couch]

I guess you're from a different world too then. ..But I thought since you knew who Batman was you might have been from my world.

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

A different world? I thought this was just America...

[He just makes a ): face and sits down next to her.]

I'm sorry... If it makes you feel better, I really did like that film.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Nah, there's people from all sorts of world's here. You get used to it.

...[She sighs, she'd been so close. However she shakes her head and her voice gets less sad]

So they really made a movie about the B-man? What was it about?

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

That'd explain the people who didn't know what straighteners were...

It was really good! It started out with Batman goin' in the mountains and trainin' to be a ninja, and then he came back and fought his ninja master and this mad doctor who rode about on a horse and wore a sack on his head, and saved the city!

... It was real confusin', but it was still good.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Ninja master?

Oh, was Dr. Crane in the movie too?!

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, his name was... Rahs Al Ghoul, or somethin' like that. He was well evil; he burned down Batman's house and everythin'!

Yeah, but when he went mad he started callin' himself the Scarecrow. He was funny; he tried to be all scary and ended up fallin' off his horse.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I've heard of him. And Batman trained with this guy? Why?

[She laughs at the thought of Crane on a horse]
That's Crane for yah. The master of fear an' he can't even ride a horse.

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Dunno why. I reckon Batman got up to the mountains, Ghoulie was the only ninja master around, and they just went from there. Bet he regretted not shoppin' around later, though.

To be fair to him, he was shot in the face with a taser when he fell. That'd make it hard for anybody to ride a horse.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Winces]
Ow...poor Crane.

Wait....Batman shot him with a taser?

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Nah, it wasn't Batman. It was the girl- Rachael somethin' or other. I think she was Batman's girlfriend or somethin'. It was a really long time ago.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Ha, Batman with a girlfriend.

[She starts cracking up at this thought]

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Why's that funny? I bet Batman gets loads of goth girls, what with all that leather of his! And he's rich, and I've heard that really helps.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

But it's....Batman!...

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Heh... Yeah, I guess the growly voice is sorta funny. It'd be kinda hard for girls to take you seriously with it.

But, s'not like he's Batman all the time! He's a right minx with the mask off.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Yeah...wait...what. Harley kinda just stops laughing and stares at him]

...you know who Batman is?

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

'Course I do! Don't y-

[... Oh, wait. Right.]

... Probably shouldn't have told you that...

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[There's a pause. Harley just smiles sweetly as she looks at him]

...who is he then?

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

[Oh no, peer pressure, his one true weakness!]

I can't! Y'said you're a villain, right? I know if I was a superhero, I wouldn't want some nonce goin' around, blabbin' my secrets to everyone! That'd be well rude.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[oh really...maybe she won't end up threatening him! She tries to look really sad]

Oh come on. Please.... I'm the only one from Gotham here...even b-man isn't here....so it's not like it would hurt anything.

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

[Dude, he once sold his best- if not ONLY- friend up the river for the acceptance of people he'd known for less than a day. The Bat's screwed.]

... Y'sure it wouldn't hurt anybody?