Joke Fourteen: Who gave this lady access to pies?

[crazy_clownwoman]

[DING, DONG. Harley is at your door. It seems that in a rather misguided nice attempet to cheer her up ,Brock has supplied her with a large supply of banana cream pies to hand out to the town.

She's dressed up to the nines with her clown costume and makeup, and going house to house. Drones get a pie in the face, normal people get a conversation and maybe a pie as a gift....or in the face, no promises]

Comments

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, his name was... Rahs Al Ghoul, or somethin' like that. He was well evil; he burned down Batman's house and everythin'!

Yeah, but when he went mad he started callin' himself the Scarecrow. He was funny; he tried to be all scary and ended up fallin' off his horse.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I've heard of him. And Batman trained with this guy? Why?

[She laughs at the thought of Crane on a horse]
That's Crane for yah. The master of fear an' he can't even ride a horse.

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Dunno why. I reckon Batman got up to the mountains, Ghoulie was the only ninja master around, and they just went from there. Bet he regretted not shoppin' around later, though.

To be fair to him, he was shot in the face with a taser when he fell. That'd make it hard for anybody to ride a horse.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Winces]
Ow...poor Crane.

Wait....Batman shot him with a taser?

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Nah, it wasn't Batman. It was the girl- Rachael somethin' or other. I think she was Batman's girlfriend or somethin'. It was a really long time ago.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Ha, Batman with a girlfriend.

[She starts cracking up at this thought]

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Why's that funny? I bet Batman gets loads of goth girls, what with all that leather of his! And he's rich, and I've heard that really helps.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

But it's....Batman!...

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Heh... Yeah, I guess the growly voice is sorta funny. It'd be kinda hard for girls to take you seriously with it.

But, s'not like he's Batman all the time! He's a right minx with the mask off.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Yeah...wait...what. Harley kinda just stops laughing and stares at him]

...you know who Batman is?

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

'Course I do! Don't y-

[... Oh, wait. Right.]

... Probably shouldn't have told you that...

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[There's a pause. Harley just smiles sweetly as she looks at him]

...who is he then?

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

[Oh no, peer pressure, his one true weakness!]

I can't! Y'said you're a villain, right? I know if I was a superhero, I wouldn't want some nonce goin' around, blabbin' my secrets to everyone! That'd be well rude.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[oh really...maybe she won't end up threatening him! She tries to look really sad]

Oh come on. Please.... I'm the only one from Gotham here...even b-man isn't here....so it's not like it would hurt anything.

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

[Dude, he once sold his best- if not ONLY- friend up the river for the acceptance of people he'd known for less than a day. The Bat's screwed.]

... Y'sure it wouldn't hurt anybody?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[awesome. Harley has a new best sucker friend.]

Promise! Cross my heart an' hope ta' die. It won't hurt anyone here at all.

[Does the little cross on her cheast.]

Besides. I was thinkn' about goin' legit soon anyway. So it wouldn't do anything if I knew.

[Have a lovley smile] Maybe take up a hobby. Macramé sounds nice.

So...come on...please tell me?

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're doin' that anyway...

It was... Wayne, I think. Somethin' Wayne. If that means anythin' to you. Like I said, I saw it ages ago, so my memory's a bit fuzzy.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Wayne...hm, where have I heard....


[blink, then blink again]

No way! Bruce Wayne?!

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's it! You've heard of him, then?

I've been waiting for someone to break this to her forever ilu

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[utter utter astonishment]

Heard of him? Everyone's heard of Bruce Wayne!

He's like, the most famous guy in Gotham. Well richest playboy anyway.

[Just staring in something close to shock]

Glad to be of service. :)

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

[Concerned Vince is concerned. He waves his hand in front of her face, as if trying to get her to snap out of it.]

Y'alright, miss?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

...uh yeah.

Yeah. I'm fine.

[Bruce Wayne is Batman?...what?]

Just kinda ....wierd. That's all.

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

... I wouldn't have told you if I'd known you'd get upset.

[He feels all guilty now. D:]

Is it really that big?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Uh...yeah. Batman kinda is in Gotham...and Wayne....what?

[Shakes her head. That ones going to take a while to process.]

It's uh, kinda....yeah.

[Mr.J's gonna flip when he finds out]

Wow.

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm just glad you're not gonna use it against him, when you get home. D'you think you could macramé me somethin'? A hat would be well cool!

... So, you were one of Batman's enemies, yeah? D'you have a fake name like everybody else did?