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Harley Quinn ([personal profile] crazy_clownwoman) wrote2010-02-09 09:48 pm

Joke Fourteen: Who gave this lady access to pies?


[DING, DONG. Harley is at your door. It seems that in a rather misguided nice attempet to cheer her up ,Brock has supplied her with a large supply of banana cream pies to hand out to the town.

She's dressed up to the nines with her clown costume and makeup, and going house to house. Drones get a pie in the face, normal people get a conversation and maybe a pie as a gift....or in the face, no promises]

[identity profile] numanstan.livejournal.com 2010-02-13 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm just glad you're not gonna use it against him, when you get home. D'you think you could macramé me somethin'? A hat would be well cool!

... So, you were one of Batman's enemies, yeah? D'you have a fake name like everybody else did?

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-13 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[she waves a hand] Like anyone would believe me anyway.

Maybe, if I get any good at it.

[Perks up]

Oh yeah! Harley Quinn at your service.
[She does a little bow]

The real names Harleen Quinzelle. But call me Harley, everyone does! I worked with the Joker! And Ivy, sometimes, but mostley my Mr. J.

[identity profile] numanstan.livejournal.com 2010-02-13 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Harley... Harley Q... Oh! I get it! That's really funny.

[He curtsies, of course.] The name's Vince Noir. But everybody calls me Vince.

Who's this Mr. J you keep talkin' about? Is he your boyfriend?

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-13 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
[She grins, she likes this guy.]

Yup, ...kinda.

If you know B-man, you must have heard about Mr. J. He's famous!


[identity profile] numanstan.livejournal.com 2010-02-13 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, the only villains in the film were Rah's and that Scarecrow... I remember Howard sayin' somethin' 'bout a Joker bein' in the next film, but that doesn't come out 'till next year. Maybe that's your guy?

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-13 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
....

Yeah, that's him.

Mr. J.