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Harley Quinn ([personal profile] crazy_clownwoman) wrote2010-02-09 09:48 pm

Joke Fourteen: Who gave this lady access to pies?


[DING, DONG. Harley is at your door. It seems that in a rather misguided nice attempet to cheer her up ,Brock has supplied her with a large supply of banana cream pies to hand out to the town.

She's dressed up to the nines with her clown costume and makeup, and going house to house. Drones get a pie in the face, normal people get a conversation and maybe a pie as a gift....or in the face, no promises]

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
It's how I dress!

Why? Don't like my outfit?

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Sticks her head up/is offended]

Well! I have you know, I am not weird!

Clinically insane but not weird.

[identity profile] artwithknives.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[taking a step back]

Yeah...weird is a good enough word.

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Is not.

Do you want the pie or not?

[Look it's perfectly fine!]

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure?

It's really good pie.

[identity profile] artwithknives.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
I'm fine, really. I don't want any pie.

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Fine.

[She turns in a huff, calling her outfit strange and then not even taking a pie...Well there's just one thing for this. She turns quickly]

Wait a second mister!

[A pie is headed straight for his face]

[identity profile] artwithknives.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[after taking a pie to the face, it's just....see icon]

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Innocent...oh so innocent. Jumps off the steps and waves back to him.]

Enjoy the pie!

[identity profile] artwithknives.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[stewing a few minutes before yelling your way]

THIS ISN'T OVER YET!

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Waves back as she laughs and skips off down the street. Mocking? Her?....maybe a little.]