Joke Fourteen: Who gave this lady access to pies?

[crazy_clownwoman]

[DING, DONG. Harley is at your door. It seems that in a rather misguided nice attempet to cheer her up ,Brock has supplied her with a large supply of banana cream pies to hand out to the town.

She's dressed up to the nines with her clown costume and makeup, and going house to house. Drones get a pie in the face, normal people get a conversation and maybe a pie as a gift....or in the face, no promises]

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[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Looks crushed]

Aw, are you sure?

It's even free!

[braided_icarus]

Guess I could take one, for the others in the "family".

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Grins also, he has just avoided a pie to the face..]

Great!

[Holds out pie to him]

Here yah go!

His rage at pie + face would have been priceless though~

[braided_icarus]

[Takes pie. At least others might eat it. He just loves Winry's apple pie too much to try others.]

Thanks.

...we must rectify this then.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you don't want ta' try one?

[She has another pie and is holding it out to him...]

>XD

[braided_icarus]

No thanks. Maybe later.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

They're really good though....

Icoming in 3, 2....

[braided_icarus]

I said I'd take one. Why would I need to try one now?

1...bullseye?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Because! They're tasty.

[Sighs, alright...]

Well I guess you'll have to take my word for it!

[She grins and a second later the pie in her hand is headed for his face]

1/?

[braided_icarus]

[Just. Stands there. Hai thar, pie?]

[braided_icarus]

[That. Was not funny. Wiping pie off his face now.]

[braided_icarus]

The hell is wrong with you?!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Something is wrong? Harley is just laughing]

That's was priceless! You should see your face!

[braided_icarus]

[Have an angry Ed growling and starting to chase her around the front yard. Yeah, he's annoyed now.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[And Harley is just laughing. She's used to running away from people and so is running just out of his reach. Jumping over things and making faces at him as she runs]

[braided_icarus]

[Chasing after her, clapping his hands together and slapping them on the ground, to weaken ahead of him where she was running.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[I'm sorry what...why is the ground weaker here?...Harley squeaks and does a cartweel to the side and keeps running. She grabs another pie on the way past the wagon and throws it back at him]

[braided_icarus]

[She dodged it? Damn. Another pic to the face does not a happy Ed make. Still chasing after her.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She's used to running away from batman and his fellow do gooders. She's had practise fleeing. Also, she's gotten her enhanced strength and stamina back now.

She does a hand spring down the street as he chases her and laughs more]

I haven't had this much fun in ages!

[braided_icarus]

Come back here you!

[Keeps chasing, remembering he probably shouldn't use alchemy in such public areas so speeds up and pounces at her.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Make me!

[He just misses her as she leaps out of the way. She also sticks her tounge out at him]

[braided_icarus]

[She has to be an acrobat. Or something. Seriously, so fast. Still, she's nothing on Izumi, he reminds himself as he picks himself up and lunges again.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, something....well a star gymnist with years of practise running from superhero's and enhanced staminia to boot..yes something.]

Calm down kiddo!

[Still laughing as she runs down the street. As he lunges she goes to jump over his head using his head to push off of, which would push him to the ground and send her running the other way.]

[braided_icarus]

[Growl of rage. Will keep chasing her until he manages to shove a pie in her face as payback.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[It will take a good 10-15 minutes to get that result. Harley jumps, skips, and flips her way out of danger many times. No doubt aggrivating the poor boy even more

When he does finally get the pie in her face? She just laughs and licks some off]

Yum! This really is good pie!