Joke Fourteen: Who gave this lady access to pies?

[crazy_clownwoman]

[DING, DONG. Harley is at your door. It seems that in a rather misguided nice attempet to cheer her up ,Brock has supplied her with a large supply of banana cream pies to hand out to the town.

She's dressed up to the nines with her clown costume and makeup, and going house to house. Drones get a pie in the face, normal people get a conversation and maybe a pie as a gift....or in the face, no promises]

Comments

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Well, just been working on some new scam ideas. I want to somehow use Bowser in them.

So, are you doing a door to door scam?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Neat! Anything good so far?

Nah, I got hired ta' give out free pies to people.

Although, I've been throwing them at people as well. It's loads of fun!

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Well, its very easy to scam those drones with my Bunny scout gig. I even have tricked a few of the residents here too.

Throwing pies at people huh? I did that to Reisen a few times. Never gets old.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I bet. They don't seem ta have any common sense.

[Laughs happily] Finally, someone who gets it. No one else seems ta find it very funny! But I'm havin' a blast!

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

I just love the face Reisen gets when I trick her. It always makes me day. Have you ever tricked her yet?

And I see you are using Banana cream pie. Custard also works. Mud Pies as also fun if you need a quick pie and don't have the time to make one.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Nah, I don't think I've met her yet. What's she like?

[You are seriously her best friend ever for that pie spiel though]

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Well, Reisen has bunny ears like me, but the aren't as fluffy looking. She also has a bigger bust then me.

If you see someone that just makes you think, fanservice rabbit, that's most likely Reisen.

*Yay.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Fanservice rabbit...[kinda wierd, but hey. She's seen stranger]

Oh, right. You guys are from the same world, right?

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we even lived in the same house together back home. However, I am an earth Rabbit Youkai, and she is a moon rabbit Youkai.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Neat, it must be nice havin' someone from your own world here.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

It is... are you all alone then her Harley?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah.



It's just me.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to here that... is there anyone you would want here in particular?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Well...[she's about to say Mr. J but....]

My pal Ivy.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Ivy? What a interesting name. I bet she likes plants.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She laughs] Yeah, Ivy's the name she picked out. It's not her real name. But that's what she goes by now.

And she's nuts about plants! Likes em' more then most people.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you come from a world with pretty interesting people.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah! You wouldn't believe some of the people you met in Arkham. It's nuts.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Arkham huh? That the city your from?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Nah, the city's called Gotham.

Arkhams the place they send us whenever the Batman catches us.

They can't send us to jail after all.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

Batman? Is he some sort of Man thats also a bat?

So Arkham is a special type of jail huh?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

He's a man who dresses up as a bat. Crazy, I know.

Arkhams the asylum! I used to work there before. Now I'm an inmate! [laughs marrily] Life's funny like that.

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

That does sound a bit crazy.

From a doctor to an inmate. Life is full of surprises it seems.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I know! And they call me nuts!

Yup. Being a psychitrist was boring!

[bane-of-reisen.livejournal.com]

WHat made you want to change?