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Harley Quinn ([personal profile] crazy_clownwoman) wrote2010-02-09 09:48 pm

Joke Fourteen: Who gave this lady access to pies?


[DING, DONG. Harley is at your door. It seems that in a rather misguided nice attempet to cheer her up ,Brock has supplied her with a large supply of banana cream pies to hand out to the town.

She's dressed up to the nines with her clown costume and makeup, and going house to house. Drones get a pie in the face, normal people get a conversation and maybe a pie as a gift....or in the face, no promises]

[identity profile] convallariaceae.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Yuuka opens the door...and a look of pure "what in the goddamn hell is this?" washes over her face.]

You have 10 seconds.

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Harley holds up the plate]

Pie?

Up to you weather or not you want to facepie her xD Beware: bitch is crazy

[identity profile] convallariaceae.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Hmmm...it looks like food.]

I suppose so.

[Yuuka holds out her hand to take it.]

....she'll pass on that. She's doing it randomly....that's the excuse I'm going with. :)

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Some guy named Brock's getting me to pass them out.

[Grinns as she gives her the pie]

I can give you some more if you want to throw them at some drones.

lol, Better for Miss Quinn's health that way xD

[identity profile] convallariaceae.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Yuuka looks at the pie, then back to Harley.]

Throwing them? Why would you do that?

I just realized how many enemies she could make by doing this

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
It's fun! Especially the drone people! They never know what hits them.

Oh that just means they have no sense of humor! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

[identity profile] convallariaceae.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Yuuka stares at the pie for a long moment, seeming to be in deep consideration about this.]

You know, that sounds like fun. I'll take them.

...tell that to the pint sized alchimest she just pissed off

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Great!

[Walks over with a few more pies.]

Here ya' go!

Yea, no sense of humor. This place needs my Joker muse....hahahahaha

[identity profile] convallariaceae.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Why thank you. I will be sure to have some fun with these.

[Yuuka gives Harley a smile that borders on sweet and supremely violent.]

...yes, yes it does.

[identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com 2010-02-10 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Harley gives one that might look eeirly similar...though less violence and more insanity]

You do that!