Joke Fourteen: Who gave this lady access to pies?

[crazy_clownwoman]

[DING, DONG. Harley is at your door. It seems that in a rather misguided nice attempet to cheer her up ,Brock has supplied her with a large supply of banana cream pies to hand out to the town.

She's dressed up to the nines with her clown costume and makeup, and going house to house. Drones get a pie in the face, normal people get a conversation and maybe a pie as a gift....or in the face, no promises]

Comments

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Oh. That's... different.

[He really doesn't know what to make of this.]

... Maybe Jolt would like it...

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yup! And you know what the best part about pies is?

[She has another pie in her hands]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... they're some kind of fuel?

[He has no idea.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Nope! You can do this!

[And unless he moves really quickly, he's getting a pie to the face]

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[Fortunately, Sideswipe was made for speed, and he'll jerk to the side, flattening himself against a nearby wall.]

What--What was that for!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[What! She missed...ugh. Harley pouts.]

Hey, you're not suppose to move.

Spoilsport.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

You threw something at me! Why wasn't I supposed to move!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

'Cause it's a pie! That's what you do with them! It's funny!

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

Don't you... ingest them?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Well yeah. But I gave you one to eat already!

You can throw them at people too! It's lots of fun. I've been doin' it ta drones all morning!

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

... So you decided to do it to a poor, half-asleep Autobot for a change?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Nah, hit a few other none drones. Got chased down the street by one of them.

[Giggles at this] It was great!