Joke Sixteen: Bored Again

[crazy_clownwoman]

I can't believe I missed April Fools day! Wasted the day talk'n on the phone. Ugh, Mr. J would be so dissapointed if he found out...

So did anyone else her from someone at home? And if they did, were they actin' strange? 'Cause I'm not sure what was up with my pal Ivy but she was sure talk'n creepy. Wantin' ta' come here. Jeeze, who wants to come here?

[Filtered to anyone who works in the haircutting salon. Barbers, the hairdresser wants your attention!]

Hey guys! I figured since we all work at the same place we could plan somethin' fun. I know April Fools day is over but still. Can't lose out a chance to pull some kinda joke on the droney's.

I'm thinkin' hair dye.

Comments

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh it's loads of fun!

Actually jokes any time are fun. But on April Fools day you've got a good excuse to do one.

Yeah, probably for the best. It was really creepy.

[pencilpremonition]

Sounds like it.

On both counts.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yup!

So what's your name? I don't think I've talked to you before.

[pencilpremonition]

No, I'm still kind of new here. My name's Becca. What's yours?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Harley Quinn. Call me Harley, everyone does!

[pencilpremonition]

[A giggle.] Do you ride a motorcycle in your real home?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She's rolling her eyes at that, she's heard it a lot. Be glad you didn't get on her bad side]

Nah. My real names Harleen Quinzelle. I just shortened it ta' Harley Quinn. You know, like a harliquin, the clown!

[pencilpremonition]

Oh. That's really cool, though! I wish I had an awesome nickname like that. I just shortened Rebecca into Becca.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Hey, whatever suits you.

You could always pick another one if you don't like it.

[pencilpremonition]

Hahahaha, that's true! But I can't think of anything good. I guess I'll get a nickname when I earn it, though.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Earn, schmern. I'm sure you're think up a good one.

So. Quick quesiton. What sort of world are you from?

[pencilpremonition]

Ehh...a normal one? Everything's boring...cities, cars, school, y'know, a little bit like here, only more....modern. It's 2010 and I live in Indianapolis.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Ever heard of Gotham city?

[pencilpremonition]

No..? Is that in California or something?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Sighs]

Guess your not from my world then.

[pencilpremonition]

Oh. ...But you sound like you're American....

I mean...a lot of other people have weird accents, but yours is normal. Kinda.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

What? Oh I am. Gotham city's in the USA. Just that nobody's ever heard of it around here.

And I know Gothams not as big as Matropolios but still! Most people have heard of us. Even if only cause of bat-boy.

[pencilpremonition]

'Bat-boy'? I don't know if I want to know!

But...I haven't heard of a lot of places. I didn't know Ukraine was a country...

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Eh, he's just some nut that dresses up like a bat.

Ukraine? I think I heard of that one. Somewhere near Russia or somethin' like that.

[pencilpremonition]

Yeah. She said he's her brother, so I bet they're close. (I thought it was a city -in- Russia, so...)

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

She?

Oh is she one of them country people? I've only met a few of them.

[pencilpremonition]

Yeah, she's here. She's really nice, too.