crazy_clownwoman | Joke Sixteen: Bored Again

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Joke Sixteen: Bored Again

I can't believe I missed April Fools day! Wasted the day talk'n on the phone. Ugh, Mr. J would be so dissapointed if he found out...

So did anyone else her from someone at home? And if they did, were they actin' strange? 'Cause I'm not sure what was up with my pal Ivy but she was sure talk'n creepy. Wantin' ta' come here. Jeeze, who wants to come here?

[Filtered to anyone who works in the haircutting salon. Barbers, the hairdresser wants your attention!]

Hey guys! I figured since we all work at the same place we could plan somethin' fun. I know April Fools day is over but still. Can't lose out a chance to pull some kinda joke on the droney's.

I'm thinkin' hair dye.

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I know, but never hurts to plan ahead. And it doesn't really need to be April Fools to prank someone, you know.

...Nobody wants to be here that long. I sure don't, but we have no way of knowing when we will get home.

No, it was just...unexpected to hear from outside the town in general, and there were some that responded who are still drones here.

But still. It's a day just for jokes...

[Not that she's planning anything now...silly.]

Really? That's strange? I wonder if that means they're actually at home....

That's true, it is, so in that respect with pranks, it is probably the best day.

I have no idea. Maybe it does. It's hard to say when we have so many questions and so few answers to everything.

Exactly! I mean it's a day just for jokes and pranks an' I didn't get to do nothin'. Nada. Zippo, Zilch. Waste of a day I tell ya'.

...That'd be nice to know. Stupid place grabbin people here and there. Dumpin them back but leaven the shells here. Whoevers runnin this place needs to get a hobbie. He's got too much time on his hands.

Like I said, better luck next time, Harley.

It would be nice to get more answers, yeah. I've been here almost a year and still feel like I have a million unanswered questions.

Please. Like I'm waitin' till next year.

A year? Wow, that stinks. I've been here since....August...

That's a lot longer then I thought it was...

I've been here since last June. So, almost a year, another month or so and I'll be a year.

Guess we're two of the ones that have been here longer, most have been droned by now that I knew from when I arrived.

That stinks.

Yeah. It's kinda depresesing. I mean. You go and get to know someone, hopin' they'll be able ta help you figure out how to break out of this place. And along the way you become friends with them.

And then "bang!" next you know they're talk'n about bakin' and garden' and stuff.

[She sighs]
I'm gettin' tired of all my friends turning into those...things.

Yeah. I know. I know all too well, so many from home, or that I got close to over time here, have been droned now. You're not alone in getting sick of it.

Yeah...

But we'll get them back. We have to. I'm not letting them keep everyone like that. It has to have some way to reverse it. I'll figure it eventually.

[She thinks for a moment/mood swing]

Darn right we will! There's no way I'm lettin' some stupid town keep me down.

[She grins. Thinking of something randomly]

Your names Edward right? I had a friend named Edward. Was just nuts about puzzles. You any good at them?

Course. Like I always say, if there is no exit, I will make one myself.

[These two could have competitions with their mood swings or something sometime....]

Hm? Yeah, I'm Edward. He liked puzzles? Hm, depends what kind, but...I guess. An alchemist always seeks the truth, after all. Or do you mean the actual toy puzzles? Those are okay to keep yourself entertained I guess.

[Mood off!]

Like word puzzles and crosswords and stuff. He called himself the Riddler. Nice guy, little strange though. [Says the psychotic clown woman]

...Alchemist? Is that how you made that weird door when we were all goin' after the mayor?

Oh. Right. Yeah, I'm pretty experienced in them, since I have had to decipher other alchemist's work in the past and they use codes to make finding out their research and results harder for the average person.

Yup, that's how I made the door. Simple. Analyzing the structure of matter, breaking it down, and reconstructing it as something else. Easy when you know the chemistry involved.

[She heard blah, blah, blah, chemistry]

Eh, I was never big on Chemistry. Plus I don't think that stuff works where I'm from.

[Sorry Harley, he just loves science and alchemy so can ramble forever about it. Much like Win and mechanics/technology.]

Maybe it's cause you had a bad science teacher. I could show you more sometime if you want. I have heard it wasn't possible for most people back home though.

[Harley is surround at all time by people who like to rant about very certain things. Plants, Alice in Wonderland, Fear, jokes, she's used to people having obsessions. On an totally unrealted note she's very good at tuning people out.]

I'd like ta' see some anyway. It was really neat.

[Yeah, same with Ed and Winry's auto-mail rants. He sympathizes, though he isn't quite as bad.]

Sure. Just let me know when you're free and we can figure a place for it, rather not too public in case they find me and it gets taken away.

Awesome! I don't have work tomorrow so how about then?

Sounds good to me. I'll meet you at mine, there are no drones at my place. It's down Beaver St, number 1767.

Great!

And I promise I won't bring any pies!

[Log/action/handwave?]

Yeah. Thanks.

[ooc: Whichever you want, I don't mind.]

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