Joke Seventeen: Dr. Quinzelle

[crazy_clownwoman]

[A woman that resembles Harley is in her house. She has her hair up in a bun and has large glasses. She seems to be wearing a lab coat of some kind.

She's walking around the town, and will recognize the people here. But she thinks she's always been acting like this. Stop and say hi


also...fake husband, she's noticed the failing electronics]

Jolt? Has you been messing with the electronics in the house?

Comments

[bluecapboy.livejournal.com]

[Here's a sweet little boy holding a teddy bear. Nothing strange about him at all, he's perfectly normal.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Why hello there perfectly normal child. Dr. Quinzelle walks over to him]

Hello there, are you lost little boy?

[bluecapboy.livejournal.com]

Nope! Mr. Bear and I are playing a game!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Really? What sort of game?

[bluecapboy.livejournal.com]

Hide-and-seek! I hide, and everyone has to find me! We're trying to find a good hiding spot!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I see.

Well then, be sure not to hide in any dangerous places. You wouldn't want to get hurt now, would you.

[bluecapboy.livejournal.com]

But the dangerous places make for the most exciting hiding spots!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

But you'll get hurt if you go in those places.

[electrowhipit]

[ He's in the yard. With the remains if their toaster. ]

Harley?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

It's Harleen please.

[She tips her head and looks at the remains of the toaster]

Just what happened here?

[electrowhipit]

... Har... leen. Okay. I'm having a little bit of a... malfunction.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yes, I can see that.

[Still looking at the toster]

[electrowhipit]

... What's up with you?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

What do you mean? I'm quite the same as I've always been.

[electrowhipit]

No you're not.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She looks at him as though he's the crazy one]

I'm not sure what you're talking about.

[electrowhipit]

You're all [ vague hand motions ] serious.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I believe the word you're looking for is professional. And again I must say I'm rather confused.

I've always been this way.

[electrowhipit]

Unless I've been living in the wrong house for the past few months, no you haven't.

... Where'd that new outfit come from anyway?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

This? It's my work outfit. The finally decided to return it to me.

I'm a psychiatrist at home, I believe I've told you.

[electrowhipit]

Uh-huh. So you just got it in the mail?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yes I did.

Why do you ask?

[electrowhipit]

I was just thinking that there was something off with the mail this last time.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

There seemed to be nothing wrong with what recieved.

Might I ask what you were given?

[electrowhipit]

Says you.

I think I was supposed to get my ability to... I guess absorb electricity from other things. It sorta came out... backwards.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I suppose this in some way, leads back to the broken appliences?

[electrowhipit]

Yep. [ nudges the dead toaster with a foot ] This wasn't even plugged in and look what happened when I got too close to it.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Looks at it]

And what exactly did happen to it?

[electrowhipit]

It fried itself to death. I killed the porch light too.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She nods.]

I see, and this happens with all machines or simply the electronic ones.

[electrowhipit]

Electronics, as far as I know, but I don't really wanna test it any further than I have.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Good. I'd hate to come home from work and discover you'd accidently killed Kaito.

[And she looks at him with something close to a warning in her tone. Serious!not mom still likes her kid.]

[electrowhipit]

[ he holds up his hands ] I've got no intention of going anywhere near Kaito.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Wonderful, then I'm sure we won't have a problem.

Now, is there something you want to ask me?
You seem to think I've changed rather suddenly for some reason.