Joke Nineteen: Why Robo?

[crazy_clownwoman]

[Harley has discovered that her remaining son isn't acting normal....well like himself anymore...she's not taking it well at all. And the phone is pushed to the side in annoyence and off the hook so everyone can hear Harley yelling at someone.]

Snap out of it! I don't care what you're doing, just snap out of it!

"But mom, I'm not doing anything. I just asked if you were coming to watch the game tonight"

Shut.up! Just shut up! You can't be a drone. I won't let you!

[Notices the phone and picks it up and is too frazzled to filter it. She doesn't even remember if Jolt was home or not.]

Hello Jolt?  Sideswipe, I don't care who. Get your buts back here, there's something wrong Kaito. You have to fix him!

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[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Jolt!

[Thank goodness]

You have to fix Kaito!

[electrowhipit]

He... but he's been droned. Or did I not hear that right?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

So.

He's a robot too. Can't you fix him?

[electrowhipit]

I... don't know.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

But you could try, right? Maybe since he's a robot you can snap him out of it.

[grasping at straws..]

[electrowhipit]

I... yeah. I'll try.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[You are being enveloped in a giant hug]

Thank you! Thank you!

[electrowhipit]

[ sdfkjhksd

awkwardly hugs her back

ffff really not sure he can fix him, nor does he really want to try, for fear of damaging something. ]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[But she's just so happy. Tech stuff goes over her head. He's a robot, you're a robot. You fix him. Very simple.]

[time skip to eventual failure? She may be in a better mood...]

[electrowhipit]

[ SURE. Let's do the timewarp again.

Just... gonna kind of slowly approach her ] ...Harley?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Glances up from her chair]

Yeah?

[electrowhipit]

... There wasn't anything I could do. I'm sorry.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She moves her legs closer to herself, hugging them]

Oh..


......

Thanks for tryn'....

[electrowhipit]

Hey, maybe it's only temporary.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Maybe....

[Doesn't sound convinced.]

[electrowhipit]

... You're really close to him, aren't you?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[she nodss sadly]

It was just the two of us here for a really long time. He was kinda like my own kid...

[She wipes her eyes]

I even told him he could come back to Gotham with me if we found a way out of here..

[electrowhipit]

[ He's been doing this a lot lately but HARLEY, YOU ARE GETTING A HUG ]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Aw...hug. Harley just sniffs and let's herself get hugged.]

[electrowhipit]

He'll snap out of it. I know he will.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Nodds.]