Joke Twenty Two: Who let these two near sharp things?

[crazy_clownwoman]

Hey Mayfield! Do you need a new haircut?! Of course you do! Well it’s your lucky day ‘cause we’re holdin’ a special sale! 
 
All non droney people get their haircut for free! Just come by and we’ll make sure you hair is awesome!

[A voice can be heard from the other end of the phone. For those who know him, it is indeed Vince]

"Oi, Harley, we're almost outta Kool-Aid!"

[Harley and Vince have decided to spruce up the drones. You may notice drones walking around town with brightly coloured hair and mohawks. Also some have painted flowers on their heads. Posting order is you-Harley-Vince. They'll be offering some of the wacky hairstyles to the people who drop in for a cut as well.]