Joke Twenty Two: Who let these two near sharp things?

[crazy_clownwoman]

Hey Mayfield! Do you need a new haircut?! Of course you do! Well it’s your lucky day ‘cause we’re holdin’ a special sale! 
 
All non droney people get their haircut for free! Just come by and we’ll make sure you hair is awesome!

[A voice can be heard from the other end of the phone. For those who know him, it is indeed Vince]

"Oi, Harley, we're almost outta Kool-Aid!"

[Harley and Vince have decided to spruce up the drones. You may notice drones walking around town with brightly coloured hair and mohawks. Also some have painted flowers on their heads. Posting order is you-Harley-Vince. They'll be offering some of the wacky hairstyles to the people who drop in for a cut as well.]

Comments

[a-crazygirl.livejournal.com]

[When Toni got to work that day, she was surprised to see all the drones cramping her style. But, hey, at least that meant they had good taste!]

What's going on in here? And why didn't anybody invite me?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Were givin' them all new hairdo's!

/FELL ASLEEP god I'm a failure

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

Yeah! It's brilliant, innit?

[a-crazygirl.livejournal.com]

Awesome! ...Ohmygod, is that Kool Aid? You guys are my new favorite people.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yup! We couldn't find much dye here. Oh I'm Harley by the way!

I didn't know we got a new person here otherwise we'd have asked you to help too!

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

My name's Vince! Yeah, we would've invited y'along if we'd known. We could always use an extra hand!

[a-crazygirl.livejournal.com]

Name's Toni. I guess I'm new? This place started calling me every day telling me to come in, but I don't remember applying for a job...

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's how we got hired here too. It's lame but at least there's some none droney people here.

[ahoge-goddess.livejournal.com]

Oh my...

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Aren't they just great!

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

I think we've really outdone ourselves, Harley!

[ahoge-goddess.livejournal.com]

Did they agree to this?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

....uh...

They came in for a new haircut!