Joke Twenty Four: It's A Wonder She's Lasted This Long

[crazy_clownwoman]

 Ugh, I forgot how boring this place was when it's not trying to kill us. And I'm totally getting tired of cuttin' people's hair all the time.  Really tired....

Does anyone have somethin' interesting to do?

[You can also find Harley in three places

a. In the comic book store making fun of the 50's hero's/Holy 4th wall batman!

b. Outside her house drawing in a Batman comic book/making it better.

c. In the park under a tree. Being bored out of her mind/staring at the sky.]

Comments

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I'm fixin it. What's it look like.

[And he can see she's added herself next to the Joker and batman seems to be sporting a moustache as well.]

[iflifehadaface.livejournal.com]

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THOSE THINGS SELL FOR IN MINT CONDITION?! LIKE.. LIKE.. LIKE.. THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES!! YOU COULD BE A MILLIONAIRE WITH THOSE THINGS!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Dude relax. I got it for a dime. There's plenty more still there.

[iflifehadaface.livejournal.com]

.. A dime?

[Did Scott hear that right?!]

Where did you get that?! Tell me more!!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

At the comic book store. Where else?

Don't waste your time though, these things are junk. Trust me, Batman acts nothing like this.

[iflifehadaface.livejournal.com]

Junk? JUNK?! Comics are what made me the man I am today!

[Now is a prime location for the insertion of cricket chirping.]

And why the hell are you talking as if you've MET Batman? Do you live near Adam West or something? Michael Keaton, maybe? Christan Bale?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Who?

Of course I've met Batman. He's the one that throws me and Mr. J in Arkham all the time.

[iflifehadaface.livejournal.com]

.. Wuuh? Ha ha! You've met Batman? Yeah. Me too. Like, when I was 5 a the mall.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Just looks at him as though he's nuts]

Sure you have kid.

[iflifehadaface.livejournal.com]

Hey! I'll give the weird looks here, lady.

And don't be giving ME the weird eye. You're the one talkin' like you hang out with Batman. Who are you? Catwoman or something?

[Although the thought of Catwoman being in his dream would be pretty hot.

Scott merely just stands there now, stroking his chin in thought.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Psh, yeah right. I'm Harley. Harley Quinn to you Mister.

[iflifehadaface.livejournal.com]

Pssht! Yeah. Sure. YOU'RE Harley Quinn. Man this dream gets better and better. For starters, you aren't even wearing that awesome sexy outfit you were wearing in Arkham Asylum. 'Cause if you were Harley Quinn you'd totes be wearing that in MY dream. But you aren't. So, you can't be Harley Quinn.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Rage face and may be getting ready to punch you.]

....who the hell do you think you are Mister!

This isn't a dream and keep me the hell out of your perverted fantasies!

[iflifehadaface.livejournal.com]

Hmm..

[Scott was reconsidering his position. Usually girls didn't get pissed off in his dreams. Usually they got to the "making out" part. This was not happening. Perhaps that weird kid in the wheel chair he passed on the way here was right. Maybe he HAD been brought here by some strange means. In which case, Scott was in over his head, especially since he'd probably be beaten to a pulp right now by some lunatic that thinks she's Harley Qu-Oh yeah. Not a dream. This chick IS Harley Quinn. Time to make with the apologies.

Scott takes two steps back and puts his arms straight up into the air.]

HEY! Just kidding! You like jokes, right? HA HA! The darker the better! Welp, gotta' run! It was fun chattin' but I don't feel like ending up like Jason Todd!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

That wasn't funny buster.

[And she doesn't know who that is but hey.]

You just wait till I tell my Puddin' about this.

[iflifehadaface.livejournal.com]

[Man her voice was sooo cute. Back to reality!]

"Puddin'?"

[Oh shit. Yeah.. THAT Puddin'. Time to make with the running.

And run he began to do! In the direction most opposite from Harley, Scott Pilgrim dared to make his escape. Reason 1: He didn't fight girls. Reason Dos: He knew VERY well what Harley and her entourage including but not limited to the Laugh Master himself, could and probably would do. Reason 3: There is nothing more embarrassing than to be beaten by a clown.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Throws a comic at his retreating form.]

That's right you better run!


.....jerk.

[Settles down to begin adding more improvements to the Batman comics. Like moustaches. Batman clearly needed a moustache.]