Joke Twenty Four: It's A Wonder She's Lasted This Long

[crazy_clownwoman]

 Ugh, I forgot how boring this place was when it's not trying to kill us. And I'm totally getting tired of cuttin' people's hair all the time.  Really tired....

Does anyone have somethin' interesting to do?

[You can also find Harley in three places

a. In the comic book store making fun of the 50's hero's/Holy 4th wall batman!

b. Outside her house drawing in a Batman comic book/making it better.

c. In the park under a tree. Being bored out of her mind/staring at the sky.]

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[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Drink, after enough of it you forget you're even here.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Boring!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Oh, one of those kind of chics huh?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

One of what chics?

B

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

[Riddler's heading down the street, dressed in his typical green garb. He pauses when he sees you outside.]

What are you working on, Harley?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Looks up and grins when she see's it's him]

I'm fixin' some of these comics they got here!

See?!

[Holds up a random page with the Joker in it. Stick Harley is proudly next to him. Batman also has a moustache.]

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

[He peeks over her shoulder and chuckles.]

That's right; you'd said you weren't in these older stories.

[He points to Batman's broad chin.]

You might want to give him a little chinstrap here, too.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, cause they're stupid.

Oh! Good idea!

[Does so.]

[zombee-slayer.livejournal.com]

[Dempsey was currently exploring the town he had just found himself in not to long ago when he ran into Harley.] Can't fucking ya help out there.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Figures.

....who are you?

[zombee-slayer.livejournal.com]

Dempsey, Tank Dempsey. And who the hell are you?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Grins and does a little bow.]

I'm Harley Quinn! Nice ta' meetcha'

A

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

. . . This store wasn't around the last time I was here. What's all of this stuff, anyway?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

They're comic books!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

And those're . . . ?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

They're like books but they have pictures. See!

[Shoves a Superman comic in his face.]

[iflifehadaface.livejournal.com]

[Still garbed in his PJs, the young Canadian comes strolling past the young woman, unable to stop his curiosity as he watches her feverishly doodle inside of a comic book. What issue was that? It looked vintage. Was that a Ba-OMG SHE'S DESTROYING A MINT COMIC BOOK CIRCA 1950'S!!!]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT PRICELESS ARTIFACT OF COMIC BOOK MEMORABILIA?!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I'm fixin it. What's it look like.

[And he can see she's added herself next to the Joker and batman seems to be sporting a moustache as well.]

[iflifehadaface.livejournal.com]

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THOSE THINGS SELL FOR IN MINT CONDITION?! LIKE.. LIKE.. LIKE.. THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES!! YOU COULD BE A MILLIONAIRE WITH THOSE THINGS!

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[queening-square.livejournal.com]

They should at least provide us entertainment in this place! Dumping us here and taking away our powers, it's so boring I could die.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I know! I don't get how anyone could like this place.

[queening-square.livejournal.com]

It'd be fine if they just gave us our powers, you know? We could make it fun in that case!

B.

[leavesofthree.livejournal.com]

What're you up to, Harl?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Grins and waves her over.]

Red, look at this! They have Batman comics here!

[leavesofthree.livejournal.com]

What on earth?

Let's see.