Joke Twenty Four: It's A Wonder She's Lasted This Long

[crazy_clownwoman]

 Ugh, I forgot how boring this place was when it's not trying to kill us. And I'm totally getting tired of cuttin' people's hair all the time.  Really tired....

Does anyone have somethin' interesting to do?

[You can also find Harley in three places

a. In the comic book store making fun of the 50's hero's/Holy 4th wall batman!

b. Outside her house drawing in a Batman comic book/making it better.

c. In the park under a tree. Being bored out of her mind/staring at the sky.]

Comments

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Hey, stop that! I can't see anything like that!

[grumble grumble hrmph . . . ]

. . . What is this stuff . . . ?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

It's a story but with pictures! All about superhero's ...only their stupid. And the people they like to mess with.

[Gives him the copy at a normal distance.]

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Superheroes are pretty cool . . . I've got superpowers, too, you know.

[Palom begins to flip through the pages disinterestedly. Then with more interest as he goes. Then he flips back to the beginning and begins to read for real.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Puts a Batman comic in front of him]

Superman's such a dork. If you're going to read anything read about this guy.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Batman? That's such a lame name. Super's a lot better. Or like. Ultimateman or Awesomeman or something.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah we'll he's better. Even if he never smiles.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

[flip. flip. flip.]

He doesn't even have any superpowers. He just has cool toys.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's what makes him better. He doesn't need stupid powers.

Besides, you got any of that green rocky stuff an' it'll take down stupidman any day.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

I don't know what you're talking about, but I'd sayhaving magic is always a lot better than not having it. Normal fighting is boring.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Please, normal fightings the best!

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

Hah! Nothing compares to a good ol' magic duel.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Eh still doesn't sound fun. Do you get to jump around and kick people?

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

If you want to. Or you could blow 'em up with fireballs.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

That's what flame throwers are for.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

What the heck is that?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

A gun that makes fire doy....

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

That's dumb. A gun's one of those things that kills people. How can it make fire?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I dunno. It does though.

[prodigious-mage.livejournal.com]

I'd rather set things on fire with my own hands, thanks.