Joke Twenty Four: It's A Wonder She's Lasted This Long

[crazy_clownwoman]

 Ugh, I forgot how boring this place was when it's not trying to kill us. And I'm totally getting tired of cuttin' people's hair all the time.  Really tired....

Does anyone have somethin' interesting to do?

[You can also find Harley in three places

a. In the comic book store making fun of the 50's hero's/Holy 4th wall batman!

b. Outside her house drawing in a Batman comic book/making it better.

c. In the park under a tree. Being bored out of her mind/staring at the sky.]

Comments

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Figures.

....who are you?

[zombee-slayer.livejournal.com]

Dempsey, Tank Dempsey. And who the hell are you?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Grins and does a little bow.]

I'm Harley Quinn! Nice ta' meetcha'

[zombee-slayer.livejournal.com]

Yeah, nice to meet ya to Harley. So have any ideas what the fuck we can do in this God-forsaken town?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I've been tryn' ta figure that out forever.

It's not even fun annoying the cops here. 'Cause there's only one and he brainwashes you if you do anything!

[zombee-slayer.livejournal.com]

...Sounds like a fucking good police force to me. How about looking for some shit to blow up?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

....Oh! That sounds like fun! Got any dynamite?

[Droning's, what are droning's. There is shit to blow up.]

[zombee-slayer.livejournal.com]

Fuck no! The bastards took all of my shit! So I got nothing, not even that freaking wonder waffle or my fucking Medal of Honor!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

.....what's a wonder waffle?

[zombee-slayer.livejournal.com]

It's a pussy-ass gun that shoots freaking chain lighting, which is kind of freaking badass.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

....it shoots...lighting...?

...That's awesome!

[zombee-slayer.livejournal.com]

Yep, fries those damned maggot whores pretty freaking good too.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

You fight bugs?

[zombee-slayer.livejournal.com]

No, don't fucking stupid. I fought the Japs and fucking Nazi zombies.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

.....what?

[zombee-slayer.livejournal.com]

Fucking zombies!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Zombies? Jeeze...what world are you from?

[zombee-slayer.livejournal.com]

...Earth, where else would I have come from?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Shrugs]

People come from all sorts of places.

Plus the Earth I'm from doesn't have zombies in in.

[zombee-slayer.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm starting to pick up on that. So any ideas on how to get my shit back so I can start kicking ass again?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Well they give us stuff in the mail sometimes. Usually after they mess with us a bit.

Or you could go to the post office and trade somethin' but they usually take your arm or somethin' like that.

[zombee-slayer.livejournal.com]

Ugh, fucking figures no different from what that guy on the phone freaking told me.

So want to go find something to fucking do instead of freaking standing here?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Sure!

[zombee-slayer.livejournal.com]

Then lets get fucking moving!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Claps her hands and follows him.]

So, how long have you been here for?