Joke Twenty Four: It's A Wonder She's Lasted This Long

[crazy_clownwoman]

 Ugh, I forgot how boring this place was when it's not trying to kill us. And I'm totally getting tired of cuttin' people's hair all the time.  Really tired....

Does anyone have somethin' interesting to do?

[You can also find Harley in three places

a. In the comic book store making fun of the 50's hero's/Holy 4th wall batman!

b. Outside her house drawing in a Batman comic book/making it better.

c. In the park under a tree. Being bored out of her mind/staring at the sky.]

Comments

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

That wasn't funny buster.

[And she doesn't know who that is but hey.]

You just wait till I tell my Puddin' about this.

[iflifehadaface.livejournal.com]

[Man her voice was sooo cute. Back to reality!]

"Puddin'?"

[Oh shit. Yeah.. THAT Puddin'. Time to make with the running.

And run he began to do! In the direction most opposite from Harley, Scott Pilgrim dared to make his escape. Reason 1: He didn't fight girls. Reason Dos: He knew VERY well what Harley and her entourage including but not limited to the Laugh Master himself, could and probably would do. Reason 3: There is nothing more embarrassing than to be beaten by a clown.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Throws a comic at his retreating form.]

That's right you better run!


.....jerk.

[Settles down to begin adding more improvements to the Batman comics. Like moustaches. Batman clearly needed a moustache.]