Joke Twenty Four: It's A Wonder She's Lasted This Long

[crazy_clownwoman]

 Ugh, I forgot how boring this place was when it's not trying to kill us. And I'm totally getting tired of cuttin' people's hair all the time.  Really tired....

Does anyone have somethin' interesting to do?

[You can also find Harley in three places

a. In the comic book store making fun of the 50's hero's/Holy 4th wall batman!

b. Outside her house drawing in a Batman comic book/making it better.

c. In the park under a tree. Being bored out of her mind/staring at the sky.]

Comments

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, right.

Just because your lame doesn't make it boring.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Booooring....

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Okay then, what did you do for fun before stuck in suburban ☠☠☠☠.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

All sorts of stuff! We robbed banks, messed with the cops, and played all sorts of jokes on Batman and Gotham! It was the best!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

You mean that emo rich guy from the comics and movies Batman?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Comics and movies?

Uh, no from Gotham. Like the city.

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

...

You are a pyscho you know that?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

That's what they tell me!

Stupid argueing with crazy... and Oh god that ICON FTW!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Did I also mention I don't like you?

Yes....he really should. Isn't it just the best!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Nope!

I don't like you either though!

He is just belligerent and dumb. Too bad his talk with Riddler happens after this!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Good, glad we are on the same page.

Now go ☠☠☠☠ yourself crazy lady who thinks she's a Corney bad guy from a movie and tell Batman I say hi, stop being emo, you're ☠☠☠☠ rich.

They can have an interesting talk after.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Blah, blah, blah.

Go drink yourself into a coma or somethin'

Hehe

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

Working on it! They don't see Everclear here so it's a bit harder than usual.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

[Hangs up]