Joke Twenty Seven: Okay this I can work with

[crazy_clownwoman]

 [Hey Mayfield, some in the barber is throwing a fit. So much so you can hear them on the phone that just knocked over.]

What'a mean I don't work here?! I was here yesterday!

.....

Oh don't you get smart with me lady!

[There is a noise that makes it sound like something is being thrown in the air. It could be the telephone because the line cuts off there.]


[An hour or so later the same voice will be on the phone again. Feel free to mention the previous yelling.]

So apparently I work at a toy store now. Go figure. 

[Action.

If for whatever reason you come to the toystore. There is a woman inside it dressed like a clown. She seems to be playing with the toys more then trying to sell them. She seems to be having fun though?]

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[nomammano.livejournal.com]

[Miki walks up behind the clown. She looks kind of bored.]

Oi, do you have any stuffed pigs?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Harley is currently playing with some cloth dolls. They seem to be talking to each other.]

Don't worry Princess. I'll rescue you from the evil batmonster!

[Wait talking...turns around.]

Um....Hi! Can I help you?

[Dolls are suddenly behind her back.]

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

[Miki's previous goal evaporates as her interested look attempts in vain to stare through Harley's stomach to whatever she is attempting to hide behind her back.]

"Batmonster?"

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Cue awkward laughter and quick looks to the side]


Uh...haha...yeah. Batmonster. Evil thing...jumps on people a lot...

[trailing off]

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

Heh, sounds like something that could use a good foot to the face.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

He does! Beatin' up people just 'case he doesn't like em! the jerk.

[Or something about crimes and murder. Who knows.]

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

He doesn't sound like baddie that everyone likes better than the good guys. Those are the best baddies.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yay!

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

[Miki snaps out of her fantasy and back into reality.]

Oh, I just remembered what I need. Do you have any costumes here? Or is that just a uniform?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

What? Oh. No, this is just my costume from home.

This is a toy store.

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

I know it's a toy store. Do you have any toy wands or toy hearts?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh! I think so!

[Goes over to the front desk to look.]

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

[After drumming on the counter for a few seconds, Miki attempts to make small talk.]

Do you know anywhere I could get a costume? I'm dressing up as a witch for a valentines party.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Just digging through some stuff.]

Um, I'm not sure if they sell stuff like that here. Maybe you could ask someone to make you one? I know there's a few people around here who sew.

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

That makes sense. Maybe I can bug my neighbors, I haven't said hi yet.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Finds a wand.]

Here's one!

[nomammano.livejournal.com]

[Miki takes out a wad of rumples dollar bills from her pocket.]

Thanks! How much?

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[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

[in the toy store and oh hi ex-coworker]

Do you sell any toys that like, blow up? Or make sparks? [lmao yeah he figures it'll be a no :| no robots that shoot fireworks out of their eyes or anything, how disappoint]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Putting down toys she was not playing with.]

Uh, I don't think so.... Most of this stuff doesn't do much.

[scentofbauhinia.livejournal.com]

Figures.

[looking at a few] I guess I could modify them so that they do though.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Really? That would be so cool!