Joke Thirty: A gift for a friend

[crazy_clownwoman]

 [A. Early Monday Morning: Action for istheatmosphere : Oh guess what! You're waking up now, on the ground in the middle of the park! Harley's in her clown costume and poking your shoulder. Man knocking people out and dragging their unconscious forms to a park is hard work.]

Hey, hey singing lady! 

[B. Action for poisonivyforyou : Red, Red! Somehow Harley managed to get you to wear a blindfold and is now dragging you towards a strange location. What are you getting yourself into?]

Come on Red!

[C. OPEN: Remember the park? How bland and boring it was? Well with the help of a magical singing lady, the park is now OVERGROWN with plants, everywhere. Harley is standing there in her clown costume looking pleased. Ivy may be around somewhere. Come up and ask where the jungle came from?]

[ooc: The park will be returned to normal by Tuesday of course.]

Comments

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

[Except Red is still angry about the whole Spring Cleaning fiasco, so she'll be rather reluctant about this]

It better be worth the hassle, Harley.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

It is! I promise!

[Dragging you down the street.]

You're gonna love it Red!

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

[They're lucky Harley is the impatient one, Ivy just follows along. She guesses she'll have time to run the hell out if this backfires.

And she's 75% sure it will indeed backfire.]

C

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[Slugger has apparently wandered into a Brazilian rain forest. Except he's never seen a Brazilian rain forest so he doesn't really know for sure. He can't even see Harley through all the greenery and it's likely she won't see him at first, either. However, she may definitely hear the rustling sounds coming from beneath tall groves of ferns and elephant ears.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Oh neat rustling!]

That you Red?

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[It stops abruptly.]

...

[A giant leaf is pushed aside like a curtain revealing the shadowy face of a familiar boy. Edward's "son" to be exact. A grin plays across his face as he spots Harley in costume. He's seen her in it once before but it still amuses him.]

Red, who?

C

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

[Slowly navigating the park, seeming somewhat in a daze Elizabeth moves with an expression on her face that Harl's boss would definitely find a challenge]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Hi!

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

[Liz peers at Harley, she's in her clown getup]

"J.... J.... Joker?"

[nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com]

[Ngl Barton kinda likes it like this. It's a nice change.

When she stumbles across Harley while navigating through, he blinks at her a moment. A... clown?]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[A waving clown.]

Hi!

[nosoul-nomind.livejournal.com]

Hey.

[Yeah, okay, a clown. That's Mayfield for you.]

Any idea what happened to the park? Or is Mayfield's next game, I dunno, man-eating jungles or something.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart walks into the park expecting the usual trees and grass and crap, only to find an absolute overgrowth of plants of all sorts. And all he wanted was to find the pond, or lake, or whatever body of water was available.

But instead finds a clown lady in center.]

Well helloooo Bozo.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Huh? That's not my name.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Eh, sorry.

My name is Mart.

First time I ever seen a lady clown before.

And here and now this is pretty surreal.

C

[brbgoing2russia.livejournal.com]

YES! I totally made it out of here!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Um.....what are you talking about?

[Perched atop park bench]

C

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

[oh god he was just trying to cut through the park to get home early where is he why is this happening]

... Help, anybody?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Perched on a bench.]

Hey Vince! Do you like the plants!

[istheatmosphere.livejournal.com]

[Poke, poke, poke. Mokuren wakes up clutching her head. There's a sharp pain in her forehead. She groans.] Where am I?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Hi!

We're in the park!

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

[Lucas will be approaching the park as he usually does after school with his drawing pad, then just sort of stopping dead as he wonders whether or not anything in that mess is prone to eating small children.

...They have just lived through a week of people murdering each other. Nothing is as bad. With that mindset, he sits on the very edge of the jungle and begins to practice drawing tropical plants.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Walking over.]

Hi-yah kiddo! Like the plants?

C

[haveaplan.livejournal.com]

(Is shirtless and decked out with camouflage body paint and his great big fuck-off knife as he skulks through the jungle.

Yes, all 190 centimeters of him.

This is exactly as ridiculous as it sounds.)

Re: C

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[There is a woman hanging upside-down by her legs from a tree. In a clown costume.

You were saying.]

Hi-yah!