Joke Thirty: A gift for a friend

[crazy_clownwoman]

 [A. Early Monday Morning: Action for istheatmosphere : Oh guess what! You're waking up now, on the ground in the middle of the park! Harley's in her clown costume and poking your shoulder. Man knocking people out and dragging their unconscious forms to a park is hard work.]

Hey, hey singing lady! 

[B. Action for poisonivyforyou : Red, Red! Somehow Harley managed to get you to wear a blindfold and is now dragging you towards a strange location. What are you getting yourself into?]

Come on Red!

[C. OPEN: Remember the park? How bland and boring it was? Well with the help of a magical singing lady, the park is now OVERGROWN with plants, everywhere. Harley is standing there in her clown costume looking pleased. Ivy may be around somewhere. Come up and ask where the jungle came from?]

[ooc: The park will be returned to normal by Tuesday of course.]

Comments

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Um....I don't know what you're talkin about?

And Mr. J isn't here.

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

"Mr. J.... Hrm... Where I come from... Joker was once the king of glee, wishes, murder and mayhem. A figure who came to grant wishes and kill with a smile, simply because it was the Joker."

"You... You are not Joker then?"

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh, no! I'm Harley Quinn! I just work for him.

And we're both from Gotham City.

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

"I am... From... The velvet room. Reality was fleeting, and oblivion was nearing so... I needed leave the confines of the walls of sanity. By the look of the trees I have succeeded."

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Eh, sanity's overrated.

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

"Sanity is the firm cement that keeps man attached to banality. My master once said that I needed to remember that."

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. The doctors say stuff like that all the time.

I just ignore em' mostly. It's boring.

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

"Really? For I though banality was bad. Which is in many ways why I was seeking release for a bit."

"The plants... Are they an extension of your mind? Or mine?"

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Well I just ignore most of the stuff they say, so who knows.

Huh? Nope, they're really real! Some magical singing lady made them. I wanted to cheer my friend up!

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

"Ah.... The magic of song. Were there only a way to make them chocolates as well and you may have paradise."

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Chocolate songs or chocolate plants?

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

"Why limit yourself to one kind of dream when there are an infinite amount to be had?"

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh! That's a great idea!

I wonder what chocolate songs would look like....

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

"Delicious. Like Raspberries and revenge."

[She nods sagely]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oooo...yummy.

I like that dream.

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

"Yes... Though it probably could use dancing. Perhaps in a setting like this."

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Dancing and chocolate!

Oh! And balloons!

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

"And people... Madness is a trip that is no fun to go on alone. Or perhaps elephants."

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

It's never fun to go alone!

Oh, elephants would be nice.

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

"So then am I allowed to romp through your forest of dreams built on a song?"

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Sure! Just try not to hurt the plants, alright?

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

"Why would I wish malice on that which I wished to frolic amongst in the beginning? I shall be careful however."

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Thanks!