Joke Thirty: A gift for a friend

[crazy_clownwoman]

 [A. Early Monday Morning: Action for istheatmosphere : Oh guess what! You're waking up now, on the ground in the middle of the park! Harley's in her clown costume and poking your shoulder. Man knocking people out and dragging their unconscious forms to a park is hard work.]

Hey, hey singing lady! 

[B. Action for poisonivyforyou : Red, Red! Somehow Harley managed to get you to wear a blindfold and is now dragging you towards a strange location. What are you getting yourself into?]

Come on Red!

[C. OPEN: Remember the park? How bland and boring it was? Well with the help of a magical singing lady, the park is now OVERGROWN with plants, everywhere. Harley is standing there in her clown costume looking pleased. Ivy may be around somewhere. Come up and ask where the jungle came from?]

[ooc: The park will be returned to normal by Tuesday of course.]

Comments

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Huh? That's not my name.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Eh, sorry.

My name is Mart.

First time I ever seen a lady clown before.

And here and now this is pretty surreal.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I'm Harley! Harley Quinn! Nice ta meetcha!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Harley?

Like the motorcycle?

[Mart gives a toothy grin.]

Anyway, what's the deal with the insta-jungle and where can I find the pond?

I wanted to go for a dip.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh! That's over.....

[Looking around...um....pointing!]

That way I think!

Some lady had magical singy voice magic that made plants grow.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart's not entirely confident in those directions.]

Okay...

Why'd she make the plants grow? It was plenty green and filled with plants before.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I got her too! My friend was really sad and she loves plants!

It'll be gone tomorrow but still!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Huh.

So, who's your friend?

And if you don't mind me asking, what's the deal with the whole clown thing anyway?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Ivy!

Oh this? It's my costume from home! Harley Quinn...you know...like a Harlequin?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Costume?

Lemme guess, you're a cape... or a super-villainess?

[Mart raises a brow.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Villain.

At least that's what it says in the police files!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Sweet.

It's pretty cool meeting super-humans from other worlds here.

Similarities and differences all around lady.

I just got my powers not too long before I woke up here to be frank.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh really?

Cool! What can you do! I don't really have powers 'cept for that shot Ivy gave me. But Batman doesn't have powers either. Plus it's so easy to beat up guys like Super man. You just gotta have that green rock stuff.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart taps his teeth.]

My dad's Leviathan, king of the ocean and stuff so I can breathe under water, crush stuff with my teeth, take multiple shots... just too bad this shit town took my powers and only just gave me back my kick-ass teeth.

I dunno if I wanna be a hero or villain though. I'm kinda neutral at this point.

But if I do go hero, I hope I get a sexy super arch villainess to fight and get with.

That seems to happen alot.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I just go and do the fun stuff. Like playn' jokes with Mr. J.

Only then they say I'm "endangering the lives of innocent people." blah, blah, blah.

Cops have no sense of humour you know that?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Whoa.

Look.

When I first got my powers the first thing I did was beat the shit outta anyone who bullied me through high school, or the fuckers who were trying to run my family outta town.

But I would never hurt some innocent schmuck just for being around.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

We didn't "hurt" people.

Jeeze, they're only jokes.

[Like the gas that makes people laugh to death...or somewhere near there.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

What kinda jokes're you talking about?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh! This one time we took over the Asylum and put Batman on trial! That was my favourite!

Or this other time we crashed the Comish's police dinner thing and left them a present!

[She sighs.]

Course Batman always shows up and ruins the fun. The bomb didn't even get any of the cops!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Geeze. You're a cop killer?

Where I come form, that would be highly frowned upon.

As in they'd lock you up in The Universal Mind.

And a 'Bat-Man' you say? I think I ran into him last week.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Kinda. Still haven't actually gotten one dead yet though.

Besides, they lock us up in Arkham.

Oh yeah? I knew he was here. I didn't think he'd gotten his stuff back though. Was he dressed up and glaring at everyone again?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

But he was cool with me though.

Even made a couple of suggestions for super codenames 'cause 'Mart Vineyard' just isn't badass enough.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah?

What kind of name's he give you?

And yeah. He glares at EVERYONE.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, I think 'Blue Fin' came up.

He also talked about some guy named 'Aquaman' but I would never ever live with such a lame name like that.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oooo. That sounds neat.

Yeah, there's a lot of hero's with lame names like that back home.