Joke Thirty: A gift for a friend

[crazy_clownwoman]

 [A. Early Monday Morning: Action for istheatmosphere : Oh guess what! You're waking up now, on the ground in the middle of the park! Harley's in her clown costume and poking your shoulder. Man knocking people out and dragging their unconscious forms to a park is hard work.]

Hey, hey singing lady! 

[B. Action for poisonivyforyou : Red, Red! Somehow Harley managed to get you to wear a blindfold and is now dragging you towards a strange location. What are you getting yourself into?]

Come on Red!

[C. OPEN: Remember the park? How bland and boring it was? Well with the help of a magical singing lady, the park is now OVERGROWN with plants, everywhere. Harley is standing there in her clown costume looking pleased. Ivy may be around somewhere. Come up and ask where the jungle came from?]

[ooc: The park will be returned to normal by Tuesday of course.]

Comments

C

[haveaplan.livejournal.com]

(Is shirtless and decked out with camouflage body paint and his great big fuck-off knife as he skulks through the jungle.

Yes, all 190 centimeters of him.

This is exactly as ridiculous as it sounds.)

Re: C

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[There is a woman hanging upside-down by her legs from a tree. In a clown costume.

You were saying.]

Hi-yah!

[haveaplan.livejournal.com]

(Makes an epic leap back, slashing rather wildly with his knife in case she's hostile. If she stays where he is, this just looks like hilarious flailing.)

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Just hangin' there in the tree.]

Um you okay mister?

[haveaplan.livejournal.com]

(Keeps his knife at the ready, and while his focus remains on the tree lady he's also scanning for other threats in case she's just the distraction.)

Just checking things out, miss. Things 'ave been a bit sticky as of late.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Isn't that over?

[Nope, just her.]

[haveaplan.livejournal.com]

Plenty 'f blokes still jarred off about that mess. Wouldn't be surproised if someone went on a revenge rampage.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that'll suck.

[haveaplan.livejournal.com]

Since when 'as living 'ere not been a roight pain in th' arse?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Never.

[haveaplan.livejournal.com]

(Brushes an errant vine from his shoulder.)

Anyway, I'll be on moi way. Watch for woild animals.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Okie, doikie!

See you!