Joke Thirty One:Well back to boring

[crazy_clownwoman]

Well that was a lot of fun ....not. Think they ever get bored with messin' with our heads? .....Probably not. Guess we're back to boring town until next month though. Anyone got any plans before then? 

Oh! And if if anyone wants to talk about stuff... I am a trained psychiatrist! I might be able to help. Because I need somethin' ta do with my time here. I work at the toy store if you want to drop by.

Oh and Ivy! You're back to normal right? You need to come over for a sleepover or somethin' for a few days. 

[Harley is back into her normal routine now that memories aren't diving into her head. You can find her around: 

A. On her lawn playing with two large hyena's. Whose a good doggies. Yes you are.

B. In the toy shop building a giant tower out of blocks. Don't startle her, it might come falling down.

C. Roller-skating down the street. She's not paying much attention though..... hopefully you won't be in her way....feel free to have her run into you.]

Comments

Phone

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

[If people were expecting her not to feed the rumors...]

Sure thing, dear. Just like the old times.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yay!

I wish you could live with me. It's so boring here.

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

I'm sure my husband wouldn't like that... he's like a puppy, I can't leave him alone.

C

[revengeisafire.livejournal.com]

[ Oh hey guess who managed to narrowly avoid being run down but still fell over anyway.

Thaaaat's right, this guy! He'll just be, very unsteadily, picking himself back up now.. ]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[....ehehe opps. Rolling back over to offer him a hand up.]

Sorry about that.

[revengeisafire.livejournal.com]

[ He kind of holds up a hand - it's fine, he can get up (he should learn to get up what are physical bodies) - and eventually manages to get to his feet. ]

Perfectly fine. No need to be sorry. [ Once you've learned to dodge horses, carriages and everything ever, you learn fast. :| ]

Is this a regular event?

A

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

[Liz peers over the fence at Harley and her doggies, holding a bag that smells of cookies waving slightly]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Waves cheerily back as the doggies lick her face.]

Hiya Liz!

[elevatoravatar.livejournal.com]

"Hello Doctor... I... Purchased the cookies with chocolate chips and the iced cream with the batter in it...."

A

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart walks toward the lawn, he ain't afraid of some big ol' vicious doggies.]

Hiya Harley!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Harley will never understand why anyone would be.]

Hey Mart!

[Hyena's just keep an eye on him as he walks over.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Gonna just keep on edging closer.]

Well, uh, I was hearing over the phone how you're a psychiatrist?

[Phone]

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the people of this town would benefit greatly from your sage wisdom, Harley.

[Not.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I know right!

[Oh god no.]

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

[Edward really should find out which professors were idiotic enough to allow Harley to graduate Gotham State with a medical license. Then again, he probably doesn't want to know.]

Question: What brought about this sudden case of altruism?

B

[ooeeooahah]

[ Ilsa's just going to watch until Harleen either gets to a stopping point or the tower falls. ]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[And down it goes...Right on her head. She yells and when it's gone, just picks up a block.]

....ow....

[glowing-science.livejournal.com]

Wait.

You're a what?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I'm a psychiatrist!

A

[sandboxscience.livejournal.com]

[Hey there, not!mom. The latest addition to your household is watching you play with those doggies with interest.]

Are those.... hyenas? Like from the zoo?

[He's torn between being afraid of the wild animals based on what he's seen in nature documentaries, and just being plain fascinated at seeing them up close.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yup! Me and my puddin' rescued them from a circus!

[Hugging the dogs. They seem to like her. She indicates which one is which]

This is Bud and this is Lou.

[putmeinstitches.livejournal.com]

[Oh hey! She's got a pair of skates, too! Awesome!

Have a Norse god skating right at you, Harley.]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Moves to the side but waves]

Hi!

[inababanchou.livejournal.com]

A psychiatrist?

[ Boy this kid could use someone to listen to HIM for once. ]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yup!