Joke Thirty Three: Totally the best plan

[crazy_clownwoman]

Ugh, well I don’t think I’m ever drinking milk again after that. Man this place sucks. 

[Action: Harley has the best plan ever. It cannot fail.

A. Does Harley know you? AT ALL? Any form of contact from a hello to long conversations to a, why the hell are you dressed like a clown? She is knocking on your door. ESPECIALLY YOU EDWARD! Though not dressed like a clown this time. Feel free to have no cr with her and answer the door. She get's lost a lot still. 

B. At her house, looking through some papers for something.

C . Red! Harley is hanging out with you. Which is not odd itself. But she’s been looking at you a lot lately.


ooc: I appologize in advance for this spacing and the font.]

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[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

But it wasn't your fault!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Well....yeah.

[ooeeooahah]

Sure, want to come in for some iced tea?

[ She points to the kitchen with the chef's knife. ]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Okay!

[Will come inside with a smile.]

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

You think that's going to stop him?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

....But....that's just mean.

[ooeeooahah]

[ Putting the knife beside the sink and pouring tea for them both, ]

How are things going for you this week?

why would you make me do this

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Haha, it's cool, sometimes I all up and forget what the quadrants be too. Uhh, let's see...

[Harley, I hope you don't need to go anywhere, because this might take a while. At least Gamzee's going to try to make it more entertaining via handpuppets and funny voices.]

First, you got the red quadrant, what be when a motherfucker all up and gets flushed feelings for another motherfucker, and they be all . And if a miracle up and happens, the other motherfucker will be all what and then they can go get their sloppy makeouts on.

Then you got palerom, where two motherfuckers all what look out for each other and shit, and one of them puts a stop to any nasty business the other motherfucker tries to be pulling. Like, if a motherfucker were to be all , their moirail would be like , and then the first motherfucker can be like . And then they can go hug and have a motherfuckin' feelings jam all up on over the place.

Uhh...next one be blackrom, but I ain't real into that quadrant, sorry. I think it just be when one motherfucker goes , and the other one be all And then I guess they hit each other a bit and have sloppy makeouts, I ain't real clear on that part, haha.

And the last quadrant be the ashen one, where one motherfucker be making sure that two other motherfuckers don't try to off or cheat each other or nothing, and they're all . I guess there could be sloppy make outs there too, but probably not.

Uhh...and then there be the beautiful troll disease called friendship, but I ain't real sure how to explain that one. I guess it's when you like some motherfuckers a lot, but they ain't fitting in none of your quadrants, and you're all 'heeeey, best friend, what be all up and over with your bad self?' and they go and then the two of you go watch one of his movies and just hang like a couple of chill bros.

You dig?

Because I love you /icon related

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

......Um.



Possibly....


......

[Pause.]

I liked the handpuppets.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Pretty good.

Well better now I don't have to drink that milk all the time. I was gettin' tired of getting sick.

....and dying. That wasn't fun either.

[ooeeooahah]

Twice was too many for me... but until we get out, it could happen again.

[ She shakes her head and changes the subject. ]

So, what brings you out today?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh it probably will.

I'm askin' people some questions. Well the same question really.

How can you tell if someone likes you?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Haha, thanks chica! [proceeds to make his hand puppets have sloppy makeouts] But yeah, best friend be a shitton better at figuring out romances and quadrants than me. I just figure a motherfucker's gotta go with what his heart all up and tells him to, you know? And everything will turn out fine.

B

[mathisradical.livejournal.com]

[ Sliiiiiiiding up behind her super quietly. Light on his feet, this boy is. He peers over her shoulder, his curiosity getting the better of him. Like it usually does. ]

Whatcha doin'?

[ooeeooahah]

[ Ilsa blinks, thinking about it. ]

Which kind of like? You mean as a friend, sibling or lover? Agape, Philia or Éros?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Um, "like" like.

[And here Isla learns Harley is mentally 12 sometimes]

Love I guess.

[ooeeooahah]

Hmm.

[ Ilsa sips her tea, giving it appropriate consideration. ]

The difficult part is that there's as many ways to demonstrate affection as there are people. Sometimes you never know until you ask. You have to take great risks for great rewards.

[ She smiles into her tea, thinking. ]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Jumps.]

Jeeze, don't sneak up on me like that.

I'm lookin' for a clipboard. I had it around here somewhere.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I guess.

[She sighs and has a drink of the tea.]

...

I should probably just ask.

A

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Hey Harley!

Whatsup?

A

[notlikethemovie.livejournal.com]

[Who would be knocking on their door right now?

When Mika opens the door, she whuffs softly in surprise, her ears flicking forward.]

Harley? What's up?

A.

[flowers-suck.livejournal.com]

[Olivier stares the door a minute a minute. She wasn't going to answer, but a knock sounded again. She sheaths her precious sword and peeks out the window. The woman's strange attire catches her attention immediately. She couldn't possibly be a drone, so she opens the door.]

We're you looking for someone?

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

Harley.

He's Batman.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Hi!

I'm taken a survy, mind answerin' a few questions?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Hi there!

I'm doin' a survey. Can I ask you a few questions?