Joke Thirty Three: Totally the best plan

[crazy_clownwoman]

Ugh, well I don’t think I’m ever drinking milk again after that. Man this place sucks. 

[Action: Harley has the best plan ever. It cannot fail.

A. Does Harley know you? AT ALL? Any form of contact from a hello to long conversations to a, why the hell are you dressed like a clown? She is knocking on your door. ESPECIALLY YOU EDWARD! Though not dressed like a clown this time. Feel free to have no cr with her and answer the door. She get's lost a lot still. 

B. At her house, looking through some papers for something.

C . Red! Harley is hanging out with you. Which is not odd itself. But she’s been looking at you a lot lately.


ooc: I appologize in advance for this spacing and the font.]

Comments

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[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Hey Harley!

Whatsup?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Hi!

I'm taken a survy, mind answerin' a few questions?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Sure! Fire away.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Great!

Okay. How can you tell if someone likes you?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Easy.

If they want to be around me and do stuff with me.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

But how is that different then being friends?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Uh...

I didn't think there was a difference.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Well you know, friends vs. friends who date?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

I, uh...

I don't have too much experience... dating...

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Me either.

[Just insanity.]

That's why I'm goin' around askin' people.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Honestly you're asking the wrong guy on that topic...

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Eh, it was worth a shot.

Anyway, next question.

Do you have a job here and if so, do you like it?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Nope!

I just get money from Alex... or I just eat stuff anyway.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah?

Have you gone to school here yet?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Not much different from my old high school. Cept all the 50s craze Shit. Plus that asshole ethics teacher who keeps on talking about riddles.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh you mean Eddie!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Who?

You know'em?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah! He's a friend of mine from home.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

So, is he a supervillain too?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yup! His thing is riddles!

He can be a bit a jerk at times but he's not that bad when you get to know him.