Joke Thirty Three: Totally the best plan

[crazy_clownwoman]

Ugh, well I don’t think I’m ever drinking milk again after that. Man this place sucks. 

[Action: Harley has the best plan ever. It cannot fail.

A. Does Harley know you? AT ALL? Any form of contact from a hello to long conversations to a, why the hell are you dressed like a clown? She is knocking on your door. ESPECIALLY YOU EDWARD! Though not dressed like a clown this time. Feel free to have no cr with her and answer the door. She get's lost a lot still. 

B. At her house, looking through some papers for something.

C . Red! Harley is hanging out with you. Which is not odd itself. But she’s been looking at you a lot lately.


ooc: I appologize in advance for this spacing and the font.]

Comments

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

No. I don't mean like that.

....I mean, 'like', like me.

[Because Harley is apparently 12.]

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

[...Okay, she was humouring her until now. But this is suddenly going into dangerous territory. She takes a few seconds to answer.]

Why are you asking me?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

......'cause I wanna know?

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

Out of the blue?

Did something happen? [Way to avoid the question Ivy]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I was talkin' ta Eddie -

[Oh dear-]

And then Vince, and they seemed to think you do. And other people thought so too...

[Trails off...]

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

Nigma.

[There is venom dripping from that single word. Somebody will pay for this.] I hope he had a good laugh at my expense. I must have been a riddle he longed to solve.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

....um he didn't laugh though.

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

[Ivy here is too mad to listen.]

And it wasn't any of his business to begin with. What did you tell him.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I said I didn't know what he was talking about?

So...wait, you do?

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

...Does it matter?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Well....yeah.

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

You're... [She wrinkles her nose] The only person I truly care about.

[Which is not a straight answer, but she's getting there]

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Really?

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

[sighs] Really. You don't seem me getting this close with many people, do you?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Well no.....but I thought it was just because you were my friend.

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

I am your friend. Just because I'm...

[She wrinkles her nose, wondering how to word it]

... 'confused' sometimes, it shouldn't change a thing.

Right?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Well 'doy'.

You're always going ta' be my best friend Red.

[Jeeze stop talkin' crazy.]

...Confused?

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

Feelings are a complicated matter, Harls. Specially when you're half-plant and hate humanity as a whole.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I guess...

[Goes and sits next to her on the couch.]

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

...What about you? What about what you feel?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Me?

[Looks surprised for a moment. Oh yeah, she had opinions too.]

I'm not sure. I mean I was tryn' ta figure out if you liked me.

But people don't really give good advice anymore. Half the people I asked were like, "oh you should just ask her" and the other half said I should kiss you and see if you slapped me and then there was this really crazy lady who thought I was talkin' about a plant...

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

[Yes, Harls, you do have opinions. And you're allowed to share them.]

People are stupid. You shouldn't have asked them... before getting all worked up about if I liked you or not, you should have focused on if you like me.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Of course I do.

[Did she miss the point again? Maybe.]

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

[She's so used to Harley missing her point it's not even a surprise any more.]

As a friend.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Of course you're my friend.

[However this time she realizes something.... oh...she meant. Ahaa, yeah....she actually hasn't been JUST spending her time trying to figure out what Ivy thought of her...]

A-and I really, really, really like you.

[And because plan B wasn't going well, might as well go onto plan C. You are now being kissed Ivy.]