Joke Thirty Three: Totally the best plan

[crazy_clownwoman]

Ugh, well I don’t think I’m ever drinking milk again after that. Man this place sucks. 

[Action: Harley has the best plan ever. It cannot fail.

A. Does Harley know you? AT ALL? Any form of contact from a hello to long conversations to a, why the hell are you dressed like a clown? She is knocking on your door. ESPECIALLY YOU EDWARD! Though not dressed like a clown this time. Feel free to have no cr with her and answer the door. She get's lost a lot still. 

B. At her house, looking through some papers for something.

C . Red! Harley is hanging out with you. Which is not odd itself. But she’s been looking at you a lot lately.


ooc: I appologize in advance for this spacing and the font.]

Comments

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

Okay. Question one.

How can you tell if someone likes you?

[notlikethemovie.livejournal.com]

I--um!

[Her ears flatten and she presses a hand to her mouth.]

Are we talking like, platonic like or romantic like? I've had friends and all but I've never had anyone who was attracted to me so I guess they'd just be friendlier? And sometimes I can smell when people have a physical attraction to someone else so there's that too I suppose...

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Romantic!

[notlikethemovie.livejournal.com]

Ummm....

[Okay she is seriously struggling to think of how to spot this. It's so much easier with wolves. But she is going to take a blind stab at it anyway.]

Well, there's the way people emit pheromones, and that's really the most reliable way for me to tell I guess. There's also body language. If they're interested, they'll focus more on the person they like even if it might not seem that way from what they say.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Oh....

[Thinking.]

Well....how can you tell the difference from just really really good friends?

[notlikethemovie.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...

[Oh man she has to think so hard.]

That's...really tricky.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah...

[notlikethemovie.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess the only way to tell is if you ask, since the best romantic partners are someone you'd consider your best friend, if that makes any sense.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I guess so.

That's what most people have been sayin'.

[She sighs.]

Guess I'll just have to ask her then.

[notlikethemovie.livejournal.com]

[She smiles, her tail wagging as she tries to be encouraging.]

Good luck, Harley! If nothing else, she'll still be your best friend, so try not to worry about it too much.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Thanks!