Joke Fifteen: April Fools Day Event

[crazy_clownwoman]

[The phone is really starting to irritate her]

Yes, Hello!?

Comments

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

Hello?

...What is with the comm system today? I keep hearing these random voices... *computery beeping*

Hello? State your name, rank, ID number. You're coming up as an unregistered comm.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Huh? Who the heck are you?

And the name's Harley Quinn, but I've got no clue what you're talkin' about.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

Harlequin? Nice to meet you, I think?

I'm Captain James T. Kirk of the U.S.S. Enterprise when your comm came up on mine as an unregistered.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Call me Harley.

...I still don't know what you're talking about.

I'm on a phone here.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

A phone?

...

What planet and system are you from?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Uh...Earth.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

Earth??

...What year is it? *quiet, disbelief* phones...?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Here?

We're stuck in the 1950's.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

...1950s... hell. I'm sorry. Terrible time to be trapped in.

How'd you get stuck there?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

You have no idea. This place is nuts!

And ...um we're not really sure. A whole bunch of us were kidnapped and dropped here.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

Where is 'this place' exactly?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Mayfield, somewhere in the US. Were not really sure.

The town loops around on itself so we can't leave.