Joke Fifteen: April Fools Day Event

[crazy_clownwoman]

[The phone is really starting to irritate her]

Yes, Hello!?

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[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

Hello?

...What is with the comm system today? I keep hearing these random voices... *computery beeping*

Hello? State your name, rank, ID number. You're coming up as an unregistered comm.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Huh? Who the heck are you?

And the name's Harley Quinn, but I've got no clue what you're talkin' about.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

Harlequin? Nice to meet you, I think?

I'm Captain James T. Kirk of the U.S.S. Enterprise when your comm came up on mine as an unregistered.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Call me Harley.

...I still don't know what you're talking about.

I'm on a phone here.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

A phone?

...

What planet and system are you from?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Uh...Earth.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

Earth??

...What year is it? *quiet, disbelief* phones...?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Here?

We're stuck in the 1950's.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

...1950s... hell. I'm sorry. Terrible time to be trapped in.

How'd you get stuck there?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

You have no idea. This place is nuts!

And ...um we're not really sure. A whole bunch of us were kidnapped and dropped here.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

Where is 'this place' exactly?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Mayfield, somewhere in the US. Were not really sure.

The town loops around on itself so we can't leave.

[pandorabox]

[another wrong number, another pause, another sigh]

... sorry, wrong number. Again.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Well why don't-


[....wait...that voice sounds familiar and...that's not her Katio. She can see him from here....so that means.../mood switch]

Katio, you're back!

[pandorabox]

Back? Back where?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Back here silly! Where else?

So did you get to go home this time? Oh! Did that Aoko girl come back too?

I think she left the same time you did.

[got-the-bad.livejournal.com]

[ There's a moment of silence on the other line, but the unmistakable sound of someone breathing. After a moment: ]

. . . Well, what do you expect me to say to that? You're already angry.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

You'd be too if the phone didn't stop ringing!

[got-the-bad.livejournal.com]

There must be a great wealth of people real interested in your town.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I don't know what they want, but they could try callin' some other people for a while.

[got-the-bad.livejournal.com]

Well, hey. I can apologize for myself at least. It's just -- I don't got any idea who else to call and I really wanna hear somethin' about Mayfield. So I am sorry, ma'am.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She'd still be angry but...wait]

Mayfield?....you want to hear about Mayfield? Why?

[leavesofthree.livejournal.com]

That you, Harley girl?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

.....

Red?

[leavesofthree.livejournal.com]

That's right. Where'd you run off to, Harl?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Ivy! It is you! I've missed you so much!

I'm trapped in this place, and it's really creepy and it's the 1950's and I have a robot son my fake husbands one two and...and...and

I just wanna go home!

[leavesofthree.livejournal.com]

Is that where you've been? Mayfield?

I've heard it's a pretty ritzy place. I've been thinking of moving there myself, but it's hard to get on the guest list.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

....

You want to come here?

[leavesofthree.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a girl could really make a living there to me.

Not to mention, all that beautiful foliage...

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

B...but Red! There's like nothin' good here! It's so boring!

And men are all real jerks here. You'd hate it!

[leavesofthree.livejournal.com]

A woman can always train men to behave, if she knows what she's doing.

As long as those types are in charge, the plants aren't safe. I think some training is in order.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

...what do you mean Red?

[leavesofthree.livejournal.com]

I mean that it's about time we liberated Mayfield from the patriarchy, girl.

I'm not about to hand off a gorgeous place like that to the menfolk.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I...guess.

But Ivy, they're really powerful here.

They can brainwash us and everything.