Joke Fifteen: April Fools Day Event

[crazy_clownwoman]

[The phone is really starting to irritate her]

Yes, Hello!?

Comments

[leavesofthree.livejournal.com]

That's right. Where'd you run off to, Harl?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Ivy! It is you! I've missed you so much!

I'm trapped in this place, and it's really creepy and it's the 1950's and I have a robot son my fake husbands one two and...and...and

I just wanna go home!

[leavesofthree.livejournal.com]

Is that where you've been? Mayfield?

I've heard it's a pretty ritzy place. I've been thinking of moving there myself, but it's hard to get on the guest list.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

....

You want to come here?

[leavesofthree.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a girl could really make a living there to me.

Not to mention, all that beautiful foliage...

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

B...but Red! There's like nothin' good here! It's so boring!

And men are all real jerks here. You'd hate it!

[leavesofthree.livejournal.com]

A woman can always train men to behave, if she knows what she's doing.

As long as those types are in charge, the plants aren't safe. I think some training is in order.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

...what do you mean Red?

[leavesofthree.livejournal.com]

I mean that it's about time we liberated Mayfield from the patriarchy, girl.

I'm not about to hand off a gorgeous place like that to the menfolk.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I...guess.

But Ivy, they're really powerful here.

They can brainwash us and everything.