Joke Fifteen: April Fools Day Event

[crazy_clownwoman]

[The phone is really starting to irritate her]

Yes, Hello!?

Comments

[leavesofthree.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a girl could really make a living there to me.

Not to mention, all that beautiful foliage...

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

B...but Red! There's like nothin' good here! It's so boring!

And men are all real jerks here. You'd hate it!

[leavesofthree.livejournal.com]

A woman can always train men to behave, if she knows what she's doing.

As long as those types are in charge, the plants aren't safe. I think some training is in order.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

...what do you mean Red?

[leavesofthree.livejournal.com]

I mean that it's about time we liberated Mayfield from the patriarchy, girl.

I'm not about to hand off a gorgeous place like that to the menfolk.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I...guess.

But Ivy, they're really powerful here.

They can brainwash us and everything.