Joke Twenty: Gardening

[crazy_clownwoman]

[Ever since Robo's been droned Harley's been a little down in the dumps. So she's decided to cheer her self up with some gardening to remind her of Ivy. You can find her out on her lawn humming merrily as she works in the garden. Anyone who knows plants might notice that there is a good sized crop of Poison Ivy growing in the garden but Harley doesn't seem to pay much mind to saftey when it comes to it. Come bother her?]

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[no-mountains.livejournal.com]

[Knows zilch about nature, besides of nature as such being dangerous. Thus eyeing the whole garden warily.]

It's safe to work with those plants?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I'd stay away from the Poison Ivy. It gives most people a rash.

Nothing else I've got in here is dangerrous though.

[no-mountains.livejournal.com]

You should put a warning sign up!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Why?

[no-mountains.livejournal.com]

What if someone touches it by accident and gets hurt?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[She points to the ivy...she's maybe been trying to think like her own Ivy a little too much]

That's why it's in the middle of the garden silly.

The only reason anyone would be around it is if they're workn' in the garden or if they're running through it. So it's fine!

[no-mountains.livejournal.com]

Did you warn your children?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yup!

[Her smile wavers for a moment]

And my kids are drones anyway...so they wouldn't not listen to me.

[no-mountains.livejournal.com]

Is your husband a drone too?

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

[Smile is back]

Nah, Jolt's still here.

[no-mountains.livejournal.com]

Is he a nice guy? My not!drone son is really mean sometimes.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Really? That stinks.

Nah. Jolt's a real nice guy.